Rob Brodie

Absolutely fucking pathetic season from everyone involved, except for that lad who got piped off at Marseille, well done to him and him alone

This is a cracking argument for why Northerners get a bag of cans and stand in Trafalgar Square for major matchdays in London.

Your reminder that if West Ham are relegated today, then next season will be the first season in the entire 138-year history of the English top flight without a team beginning with the letter W.

💪 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🆚 West Ham 🏟️ London Stadium 🕓 4:00pm 📱 #WHULEE

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

I like how Londoners get wound up that people from up north won’t go to one of their pubs to spend £7.50 on a pint while having to listen to Chuggsy talk about his wild night out with Tarquin where they drank IPAs on the local common

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

@RMortimer93 @KRay1807 it was almost an unspoken pact, as a draw didn't relegate them on the day but a loss would, and it gave us UCL I think. A lot of passing around and one point everyone was stood still, then they went for goal at 90', bit rude 😂

@KRay1807 As a NUFC fan I remember this game well, we only needed a point to qualify for the Champions League, it finished 0-0. Leicester had done pretty much nothing all game, I think this chance was around 90 mins. Scared the shit out of me. Some save from Pope as well.

3yrs since my arse fell out 🤢🤣

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

🚨 ✍🏼 Newcastle have offered Fabian Schär a new contract — and are hopeful he will sign it. 💴 The 34-year-old has been offered reduced terms, and will need to understand his role in the group moving forward. Eddie Howe: 🗣️ “We’ve spoken to Fabian and his agent, and we are hoping for a successful outcome. We want him to stay, he’s been unbelievable for us.” #NUFC

Wonder how this guy feels right now 😭😭

4️⃣ Southampton have also been docked four points for next season, in the Championship. ❓ Southampton have the right to appeal and an appeal hearing date is set for tomorrow.

🚨 MEGA BREAKING: Southampton have been expelled from the Championship play-offs. ✔️ Middlesbrough will now compete in the final — against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley. 🕵🏻‍♂️ Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training at the EFL hearing. #MFC #UTB

We have completed the purchase of a significant portion of the historic Leazes Terrace building next to St. James' Park 🤝⤵️

👏 Dr. Paul Catterson (right) joined Trippier & Krafth on the lap of appreciation as he prepares to leave Newcastle after 17 years on Tyneside. 🩺⚫️⚪️ The longest serving club doctor in the Premier League. All the best, Paul! #NUFC

🚨 Kieran Trippier told me in our post-match interview what his son said to him as they saw the @worflags display at his final home game for Newcastle United: 🗣️ I was emotional when I walked out and saw the display. My son said to me, Daddy can you see yourself over there? And it got to me a little bit!! I took it all in - but it’s only now that I think about it.” 🗣️ “I appreciate the supporters so much how they’ve treated me from the start till now. Amanda and Mehrdad and the gaffer Eddie Howe for bringing me here. 🗣️ “It’s been magical. The supporters. The players. The whole club. I’ve had 4 wonderful years here.”

🚨 Newcastle have genuine interest in Lamine Camara while there are more clubs tracking AS Monaco midfielder. Initial talks already took place.

Thomas Partey is dispossessed and from the resulting play we score. Good 👍 🟡 2⃣ - 3⃣🤍 (72') #VillarrealSevilla

🚨⚽️ Middlesbrough’s players will report back to the club training ground on Monday — with their summer plans in limbo. 📅 The squad, who were knocked out of the Championship play-offs by Southampton on Tuesday, will be given three days off before returning next week amidst “Spygate”. ❌ The MFC training pitch was due to be dug up this weekend to prep for next season, but that has also been put on hold.

So, you can suspend a player for violating a code of conduct separately from what might happen with the police and the courts. I was told that this was impossible and that managers and teams have no choice but to continue fielding and championing the player.