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Tonight #funnywoman starts on @skytv MAX starring #GemmaArterton & directed by the wonderful Oliver Parker. I’m in ep 4 as #frankiehowerd. It was such fun & a great series - tune in! #actor #comedy

@GPatHand what do I have to do to get a doctors letter from you - you said it would be 30 days it’s way over that and it’s a joke @NHSEngland #doctorsletter

ISLE OF MAN - anyone been - I’m visiting soon - should I hire a car or get around with public transport ? #isleofman @isleofmantoday

Well - BEST @bbcdoctorwho story I have watched in years - pure genius. Edge of sofa - weeped. ROSE smashed it. Well done Russell & @DisneyPlus & BBC - #bestprogramme #DoctorWho

@JohnLewisRetail where the hell is my order ? You said it was delivered last Sunday and still no sign - I’ve called and texted and someone was supposed to deal with it . I know #dpd has cock up buy sort it our CASE-26473027

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@CadburyUK creme eggs used to be my favourite chocolate and I always used to look forward to having them every year at this time. What the hell have you done to them? They taste like shit the chocolate is horrific. #CreamEggs #TheyTasteLikeShit.#NeverEatingAnother.

@LouiseRedmond Well done - I went to see the show at the Swan and LOVED IT

It had to be done….. and it was blooming marvellous, and yes my emotions got the better of me… Just stunning, I want to live in those waters #TheLittleMermaid

Hi friends looking for a life coach in the theatre business anyone out there can help me out? #LifeCoach #Acting #Theatre

@AMcGown So the War Chief is now officially THE MASTER - we all knew it - great work by the Beeb

This colourisation on #doctorwho The War Games is insanely good. Lovely realistic grading which looks like a colour Dad's Army! Utterly convincing. #bbcfour

Also in all under ground trains in Europe you can get 5g - not in Britain #britainisathirdworldcountry

Honestly you Brexit guys love thinking that Britain is the best. I can be on a mountain in Greece and get 5g - try doing that on a southeastern train.

So we are an advanced country. However while all Europe has 5g everywhere - even in the Greek hills - we can’t get wifi on the underground because it’s too wiggly - BS we do not invest at all. Europe is so much better than us on this - come on Britain!!

@TheNewsAgents hi guys big fan but recently I feel you are obsessing with the US over the UK with stuff happening here like Lineker & the Church to look at. Keep the US to your sister pod & give us some attention. Loving all your work

Is it me or is Donald Trump and DOCTOR EVIL very similar in voice and hand movements and character ? #zippit

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Look in doing a thing @ChangelingThe @HRP_palaces @national trust @EnglishHeritage @Lucy_Worsley @HistoryHit

@bbclaurak so I think it was right and proper for you to ask the deputy Prime Minister questions on donations did it really warrant 18 minutes of your program whereas you spent eight minutes on policy surely it should be the other way round?

@BootsUK your Battersea branch is - dare I say - a tad sexist - no hair or beard dye for men !! Only for women - hmmmmmm

I now have 20/20 vision back and don’t need my glasses and my quality of life has improved - you are a public service

So I went to see him & he carried out the operation. The “floater” wasn’t a floater but a large bit of collagen which had moved from the back of the eye to cause a permanent loss of vision in my eye. On removal Mr Ho could see it with his naked eye. Thank you Jeremy…

@theJeremyVine hey Jezza, last year I went on your show chatting about a floater in my eye which I had since 2018 & having been told by @Moorfields & various opticians that it was just something I had to live with, your specialist recommenced I go see Jason Ho …