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Robert Heese

Robert Heese

@robertheese

fighting flying flaming pinecones daily

Canada Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Mortimer
Mortimer@mortimer_1·
There’s no way any future government could be worse than the BC NDP of the 90s David Eby: Hold my beer
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Ivano Defazio 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇺🇸
Watch this.....This is a hilarious commercial perfect for Mark Carney and this Liberal government 🤣
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Satire Squad HQ
Satire Squad HQ@SatireSquadHQ·
Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Fcking EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
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Gerry
Gerry@Gerry39464526·
Donald Trump is the President of the United States, not PM of Canada. If u have TDS or are obsessed with orange man bad give your head a shake. He didn’t destroy Canada the people that voted liberal 4 times in the last 11 years did. Look in the mirror assholes YOU did this!!!
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Milei in English - Official Account
Social Justice is unjust. Socialism destroys, Capitalism creates. Don’t let them lie to you.
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Canada Roast
Canada Roast@CanadaRoast·
Back to ZERO 🤣
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
While I'm sure the causes are complicated, no nation has leaned more into "diversity is our strength, we don't need a melting pot we have a salad bowl" immigration insanity than Canada. It has the highest foreign-born share of the population in the entire G7 and its living standards have stagnated.
Michael A. Arouet@MichaelAArouet

What happened in Canada will be studied by many historians and economists as the prime example of self-destruction of an otherwise prosperous nation after blindly following left ideology.

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Concerned Canadian
Concerned Canadian@Concern70732755·
The USA assessment of Canada that is shared by so many other countries !
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱
Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen·
This guy is literally talking about half of Canada. They have embraced a life of stupidity.
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Canada Proud
Canada Proud@WeAreCanProud·
On a scale of 1-100, how much cringe does this give you?
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Kat Kanada 🏴
Kat Kanada 🏴@KatKanada_TM·
Give socialists an inch, they will take your home.
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CJ Pearson
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson·
Durbin: "Why was this memorandum unsigned?" Kash: "Would you prefer I've use autopen?" 🤣
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