R Haynes-Peterson

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

@dieworkwear New algorithms are always fun :-/

Discover why cookies aren’t just for milk anymore — they’re leveling up with whiskey in the most delicious way. 😍🔥 #thealcoholprofessor Story by Robert Haynes-Peterson @roberthp @JackDaniels_US @IntlBevComp @oldforester @Angels_Envy alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/coo…

Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago! Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon.

OMGGG I just learned that mega million won’t be $2 anymore. It’s $5 now. Now I truly hate this reality. You can’t even gamble in peace. This is truly outrageous. It’s no JEM!

Mega millions lottery raise their price per ticket from two dollars to five dollars per ticket. I guess you're trying to weed out all the poor people from winning the money hahaha 😝

MEGAMILLIONS is now $5 a ticket. You are forced to play the multiplier, previously $1 extra, and an additional $2 on top of that This is Scammy. The overall odds only change to 1 in 23 instead of 1 in 24. Larger prizes odds stay about same - ASTRONOMICAL! This stinks

The fuck you mean the Mega Millions lottery went from $2 per play to $5?? 🤨

@stillpatriotic1 @rglucks1 Steve - you didn't say thank you. We didn't hear you say thank you. You didn't say it just now.

Dear France, I believe you no longer display the values of the WWII era French, instead you have adopted the ways of the Globalist left. You now play the classic victim role , initiating this verbal attack on the U.S. but when a response is made you are hurt and a victim of the mean orange guy. When the U.S. asks for fair reciprocal trade, you again cry and say we’re abandoning our allies. You fail to pay your share to NATO and when called out, again we’re the bad guys. These are not the actions of friends and allies, time to rethink our relationship.

Dear Americans, Since the White House press secretary is attacking me today, I wanted to tell you this ⤵️

@chicksonright @realwilldonahue Says the party that has outlawed words all over the place the past month and made people disappear who say things they don't like 🙄 Republican Cancel Culture in full display lmao

@realwilldonahue That you forced a resignation over a completely innocuous remark is PEAK LIBERAL. Stop canceling people over stupid shit. That's what lefties do. 🙄

Barron Trump represents the future of the conservative movement, and we would be honored to have him join College Republicans. Strong leadership is built on resilience, courage, and the humility to rise above petty hostility–qualities that Barron has already demonstrated. We invite Barron to join us in shaping the future of our party.

@realwilldonahue Republican cancel culture on full display these past few weeks lol

@CrowInvisible @ShamashAran You resort to mimicking bumper sticker insults you steal others without thinking: automatic disqualification from any intelligent conversation. If u think there's no global d***waving going on among China, Russia, and the U.S. today, well - ur under a bigger rock than most

@roberthp @ShamashAran You have pronouns in your bio...automatic retard whose opinions are disqualified. Also the Cold War is over gramps, let it go.

Why can't Thailand pay for her oxygen?

@CrowInvisible @ShamashAran And when they fail, China and Russia are right there to help them out. It's weird how little Americans understand foreign policy. Check out the roads and dams in China-supported African nations sometime. Super nice.

@ShamashAran The better question is why the hell were we paying for another country's citizen's oxygen supply? Is Thailand broke? They don't look or act broke. If nations can't stand on their own w/o our money, military or anything else that is OURS then they either become a state or fail!

@nytimes you forgot to put "elected" in quotes in your headline. FIFY nytimes.com/2025/02/12/us/…

@valhuntbeauty Sad though they weren't smart enough *before* the election to realize this was always going to happen

#DemsUnited #FarmersProtest #FAFO Welp, the farmers who voted for Cheeto Mussolini are now finding out that he never had their backs. Their businesses aren’t thriving and now the American people who depend on their meat, poultry and produce will also suffer the consequences. We will never forget the day the burnt orange felon told y’all he didn’t care about you but just wanted your votes…you literally cheered! 🤨🤦🏽‍♀️

@ArmaLite15OU812 @CalltoActivism Always cracks me up how little MAGAts understand about American flag code, military traditions, and basic things every American kid learned in the mid-20th century. Consider taking the citizenship test, but brushing up on America first!

@CalltoActivism Our commander in chief saluting our flag? I’m sure you have an issue with that though, right?

What do you notice in this picture of Trump at the Super Bowl?

@elconservador86 @CalltoActivism Too bad you don't understand American flag code. Maybe Americans need to take the citizenship tests too

@CalltoActivism Trump being a straight up Boss and respecting our flag & country as our Commander in Chief....that's what I noticed.

@NTSB_Newsroom Not even trying to hide the graft and corruption anymore, are we. A billionaire literally has free run of all government operations and no one seems to care

For media covering the airplane crashes in Washington and Philadelphia—all NTSB updates about news conferences or other investigative information will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.

@NTSB_Newsroom Not even trying to hide the graft and corruption anymore, are we?

NTSB to hold a media briefing at 6 p.m. ET today on its investigation into Wednesday’s mid-air collision involving a PSA Airlines Bombardier CRJ700 airplane and a Sikorsky H-60 military helicopter near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. Briefing will be held at the historic lobby in Terminal 1 at DCA.

You saw it, right?