Rob Alberts

@JoJoFromJerz And she still doesn't know what a woman is.

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson received both her undergraduate and law degrees from Harvard University. She graduated magna cum laude with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Government and earned her Juris Doctor (J.D.) from Harvard Law School, graduating cum laude. While at Harvard Law School, she served as a supervising editor of the Harvard Law Review.  Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.

@marceelias Have you ever tried Xanax and electroconvulsive therapy?

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself. Support pro-democracy media that doesn't have its head stuck up Donald Trump's ass. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

@DanClarkSports And you wonder why people are turning off @MLB , and why they hate room temperature IQs like you.

OPINION: Babe Ruth would be a bust in the modern era. He never played against the best African American or overseas players. He dominated an era where pitchers were mediocre, fatigued and had primitive training. He was unhealthy and unfit, and ultimately a defensive liability.

@RepJasonCrow Are you on your 9th booster?

I fought three combat tours as a paratrooper & Army Ranger. Vaccines are key to protecting servicemembers & having a fit and fighting force. Secretary Hegseth’s decision is reckless and puts military readiness at risk.

@SenMarkKelly You're from the Spider-Man cloth mask, seven booster shots, and social distancing (unless rioting) will protect us from COVID-19 crowd of "science."

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

@tedlieu @FBIDirectorKash @jbinnall Who's representing your friend, @ericswalwell ?

Dear @FBIDirectorKash: You may want to hire an attorney who is not a loser, and understands that there exists a spell check function. cc: @jbinnall

@ewarren It's called the free market. How much money did you steal in government benefits by posing as a Native American?

Why won’t Amazon explain why it reportedly paid three times as much as the next highest bidder for the Melania documentary? This looks like bribery in plain sight. Amazon must give the American people answers.

@persianjewess She is an actress, therefore, a moron.

Anne Hathaway talking to People Magazine: “I want to live a long, healthy life… Inshallah.” Inshallah? 🧐🤔 Anne is an American who was raised Roman Catholic.

@CMZParker5 MPD Chief Pamela Smith was an unqualified buffoon with a room temperature IQ. You're right there, too, with these word salads that mean nothing. Well, it means that you're going to keep admiring the problem.

So, I will be voting no today. I am also announcing a youth-centered roundtable on alternatives to teen takeovers. I hope you will spread the word and join us to help advance solutions focused on recreation, opportunity, and accountability. Sign up will be available soon on the Council's website here: lims.dccouncil.gov/hearings/

The DC Council is voting on a permanent version of the juvenile curfew today, and I'm voting against it. Let me tell you why. 🧵

@ML3democrats He should've paid more attention to his son.

“Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President, he is a failure as a human being.” -Rob Reiner

@baltimoresun Thanks! I'm going to order more from @JimmysSeafood !

Jimmy's Famous Seafood drew both praise and sharp criticism on Monday, after posting "You need valid ID to enter our bar. This isn't a voting booth." This continues a trend of Jimmy's continuing to be outspoken and often, more explicitly political from their brand account. "Proudly visited this evening (after showing ID)", one post in support read. Other posts are less supportive. "A seafood restaurant doing voter suppression talking points is crazy work," another post read. 📸: Baltimore Sun staff

@JamieBonkiewicz How quickly you forgot this crackhead running around the White House. Did he ever pick up the cocaine he left there?

REMINDER: JARED KUSHNER IS NOT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL AND HAS NO FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWHERE NEAR GOVERNMENT MEETINGS OR PEACE TALKS.

BREAKING: During an emergency White House meeting, President Trump reportedly attempted to access the nuclear codes but was blocked by General Dan Caine, according to former CIA analyst Larry Johnson.

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

@iamwesmoore Yeah... x.com/i/status/20464…

Over the past few years, we’ve made real progress, but we know there's more work ahead. On May 2, we’re OFFICIALLY kicking things off and bringing folks together to build on that progress, talk about what’s ahead, and keep moving with purpose. Be part of it. linktr.ee/WesMooreForMar…

@MaryLTrump What service were you in, Mary?

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

@BillMelugin_ F_ck you, @ChrisMurphyCT (D-Teharan)!

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) responds to report that 26 Iranian ships in its shadow fleet have made it past the US blockade in the Gulf of Oman. "Awesome."

For the record, it’s sheer madness for a president to contradict himself nearly every day in the middle of a war. It’s profoundly wrong that we can’t trust the veracity of a single thing that he says.

@KatiePavlich This is what the Box Wine Moms and young liberals voted for, in fact, overwhelmingly. Don't worry, the psychopath governor is disarming everyone, so that will help the situation.

Tons of young women, students and professionals, live and work in this part of Arlington. They walk everywhere. It is absolutely astounding how Democrats, the so-called party of women, continue to protect criminal illegal aliens - risking the safety and lives of young American women. Worse, they’ve done this after limiting the ability for women to carry firearms in Arlington, taking away self defense options while these creeps roam the streets. An enraging betrayal.

@aparnafordc Cuba, Venezuela, and North Korea await you.

To me, being a democratic socialist means knowing that we deserve more from our government. This June, we have the opportunity to stop major rent hikes, fight for free childcare for all, protect immigrants, and make it easier to live in DC, if we're willing to fight for it.