Chippy McShoulderson

Elanga, Willock, Wissa, Osula are all shite. Get rid. #NUFC

@his_excellency7 @PaulDay1552789 Elanga has never been brilliant, ever

@PaulDay1552789 Elanga has been brilliant

Elanga and Woltemade off 🙏🙏🙏 both so shit #NUFC

@Lee_Frost @ryanbeard2012 He is always absolutely shite

@ryanbeard2012 He's been absolutely shite

@SwearingSport Why is the afcon security a load of white dudes?

Senegal fans scrapping with security at the AFCON final 🥊

@NoContextHumans Anthony Elanga starts

Go👇

At this stage I'd take Elanga getting a straight red just to get him off the pitch #NUFC

@NapalmRecords @gloryhammer No east of Scotland gig? I hereby ban you from performing songs pertaining to Fife until this grave injustice is rectified.

HOOTS! 🤘 @gloryhammer Announce 5th Album Release Tour — October/November 2026 🔥 The band states: "MIGHTY WARRIORS, READY YOUR HAMMERS! Next year we’ll be returning to Europe for a GIGANTIC TOUR across the continent! Poster artwork by the legendary @dangoldsworthyartist

@AccidentalP facebook.com/share/r/17rjZx… Thought this was satire... Sadly this seems to be a targeted advert which says more about me than anything 😭

@AliAmongFlowers @ElijahSchaffer Do you not see the irony of a "Scot in America" calling out international mobility?

This is England. Yes. They ruin everything

@TheCinesthetic Only seen Mulholland Drive once but hated it. Seen the Deer Hunter more than once and hated it both times. Sorry 😔

What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good

@Vl3xnd3r I doubt he has 3 more games in him. He's done.

I think Callum Wilson has 3 more valuable years in him as a backup striker. he’s injured half the time but great when he’s available. Great box movement. Good finisher. Solid header of the ball even though he’s not a giant. If saudi don’t take an interest, he could be a great opportunity at an experienced striker, free transfer and reasonable wages.

@islandyikes Timbies: laced

Wilson’s got his skinny jeans ready then #nufc

@chris_daniels9 Isn't that exactly how you should respond to a police officer in the UK if you've committed no crime?

Louis Theroux at every military checkpoint. SOLDIER: “Identification please”. LOUIS: “Why?” How about because he’s a solider with a weapon and he’s asking you. Imagine a police officer in the U.K. asking for I.D. and you answered the same way. Weird.

@Pal_action @Lowkey0nline Why not smash up the offices of the electricity supplier, the water supplier, the toilet roll supplier, the pizza Friday supplier? This is a weak and cowardly action to target waaaay up the supply chain and only serves to make you look like dickheads. #FreePalestine

@TheBurnleyWay *the best save you'll hardly see

The best save you’ll ever see.

@palefirecreativ @TheBrutalNature Pissed blood from a deadly tusk wound? The elephant won

@TheBrutalNature Pissed in that pachyderm’s face tho. So who really won?

🐘vs🦏

😂

@TheHomeofGolf on the annual ticket holder survey, what does this mean? My confidence in getting a tee time or my confidence in getting round within my handicap? What?

#NUFC tell me again how good a shot stopper Nick Pope is!

@LovetLFC02 I like comments

@robertjrintoul If you agree with me what was the point of your comment?

Trippier and Dubravka should be fired on the spot for that.