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@MTickman @ClaudetteGGibs1 You get the dress for free if you send in 20 box tops from Jimmy Dean sausage

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Trending for best dressed female politicians, apparently.

Kristi Noem better get out of that subsidized housing and give my grandma her tablecloth back.

@MysterySolvents Making a smoothie

What is RFK Jr. doing?

*TRUMP SAYS IRAN WILL BE 'BLOWN OFF' IF ATTACKS US SHIPS: FOX

@TheBabylonBee It was probably funnier in your head

Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines buff.ly/bMPnC2o

@DrewHLive Top gunt

So Ben Shapiro’s COOL GUY SHADES REBRAND DIDN’T WORK?

@JesusChryslerII @WhiteHouse

TOO LATE POWELL.

@Republicans Randy fine was the room this pic was taken in

@rexjonesnewz @RealAlexJones You know you're over the target when taking flack, or something

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@WesleyHuntTX Weird,huh?

Interpretive dance. Jazz hands. Air traffic control signals. Thumb Olympics. Why does Gavin Newsom act like an alien wearing a skin suit just trying to fit in with us humans?

@LionelMedia Not moisture, thats for sure

Whom exactly does Ben Shapiro attract and to what exactly?

@OneBadDude_ Of the two, which one started an illegal war that shut down one fifth of world oil supply?

The same crowd who claimed that Joe Biden doesn’t control the gas prices are now blaming President Trump for the gas prices. It’s always the same thing with these people.

@Jukehorse50 Coco 2028

True story. A gorilla named Coco passed the same cognitive test that Trump took. Coco didn't brag about it.

@AceOfJoshi The hat kinda gives it away

People just now finding out that Keidis is a pedophile is wild. He's been one for a long time.

@CattardSlim The rules are the rules

If Trump dies, will Miriam Adelson still be President?

@WUTangKids If he eats three live birds it keeps wormy on his toes

He’s gonna eat that thing isn’t he

@covie_93 Mectin and hole milk stat!

Hope Rudy Giuliani's doctors are Dr. Oz, RFK Jr and Joe Rogan.

@middleageriot They should just give him some 'mectin

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Rudy Giuliani is shit wrapped in skin.

@WUTangKids He used to fuck rhinos when he was high on herion, I guess

Wtf is this?

@bmitori He moves fatly around corners

How about Steven Fucking Segal.

Every person who talks with their hands this exaggerated, is always a a liar and a con-artist.