rob reid

@PardonMyMeme bonk

@TMZ i know @MrJerryOC is loving this. lol.

'Pardon My Take' Interview Derailed By Hank Lockwood Fart bit.ly/4tQ7eYm

@joeybagovdonuts michael jordan. at a mario celebrity golf tournament. i was hammered. tried to get him to sign my paycheck stub. he completely ignored me. also saw charles barkley , emmitt smith , and carson daily

Who is the most famous person you've ever seen?

@hen_ease we need hank farted merch lol

No fucking shot

@luisjgomez screaming trees and the spin doctors

What was your first concert? Mine: Poison circa 1989

@KillaKreww how was dinner w jeffy?

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

@AdamSchefter @AreYouGarbage

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge. More via AP: espn.com/espn/story/_/i…

@WindhorstLarry he wants to buy the nfl draft clock next. i hope he gets it. it’s pretty big though. (that’s what she said)

Only NPCs find this genuinely funny

@WindhorstLarry @BarstoolBigCat is awesome. idk who the f you are, but you sound like a bitch. are you a bitch???

@PardonMyTake wtf

@BarstoolBigCat dude i was literally coming on here to tag you. you must buy it!!!

Gimme

@BarstoolBigCat @nobull they know an alpha when thy see one.

Want it on the record I started to remove my shoes and they said I could keep on em. Shout out @nobull

I need one of these. Can someone who knows medicine and shit tell me if it works

@PmtStats @PFTCommenter

Birthdays forgotten by @PFTCommenter: Dave Portnoy Leroy (his dog) Paul Bissonnette Blake Griffin Jordon Shane Lil Sas Baker Mayfield Mikey Bets Blake (his dog) Jersey Jerry Steven Cheah - wrong date Danny Woodhead - wrong date Max Homa - wrong date

@MarkMaddenX @north_hills my mom worked w your mom . they were pretty good friends. anytime she heard you on the radio, she’d always say nice things.

Me with the Peggy Ann Madden scholarship winners, Jocelynn Corn& Ella Crowley! What a great time at @north_hills Senior Honors Night! Two very deserving recipients!

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease mr commenter missed a a very very special bday.

@big12brandon @PardonMyTake shiiiiiiiiiit

@PardonMyTake When we getting Russini?

Grit Week 2026 Starts Tomorrow With a very very very special Guest

@PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme i hope jorDON makes a cameo.

@ProFootballTalk trade mason.

With Aaron Rodgers back, one of the other three Steelers quarterbacks will eventually be the odd man out, via trade or release. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@BenchwarmerBran actually, they’ll be lucky if they even make the playoffs. lol

@BenchwarmerBran they’ll be lucky to win a playoff game

The Steelers are gonna be kinda good and it’s gonna be fuckin annoying Aaron Rodgers throwing to DK Metcalf, Michael Pittman, and Pat Freiermuth with Rico Dowdle and Jaylen Warren in the backfield, is good. And I hate it