Power Lad

Your mum has long ones, your dad has long ones, your granny and grandma have definitely had long ones. Welcome to the 21st century 🔥🔥🔥

@POTUS u ok hun?

@bbceurovision Hi Graham, watching the results with my partner, Dickens Cider, she’s loving it!

@bbceurovision watching with my partner, Dickens Cider, she’s loving it!

#smMANCHESTER wish we were all here

I created HAL 9000. Life imitates Art. He works and he is fantastic. (powered by @OpenAI and @elevenlabs, with thanks to @StanleyKubrick for the continued inspiration)

@Morrisons I haven’t replied in DM because half the stuff you have asked me for is not available on a salad bar purchase. I have a barcode. This is shocking social media involvement and you need to use more than a template in future. I even mention the shop in my OP. Ant and Dec are sad.

@robwhyyy Hi there. So sorry to see this. Please send this Tweet via DM along with the barcode, batch code, best before/use by date, store you bought from and a copy of your receipt. Also share your address, email address and telephone number. ..1/2

@Morrisons nearly choked on a piece of sharp hard white plastic while eating my salad bar meal. Luckily managed to cough it out but who knows what damage it’s done to my throat. Avoid Morrison Cheadle store prepped food if you value your life people.

Jess says ruched tops always remind her of scrote. I can’t disagree.

@CSMFHT Different cultures have different methods

Will humanity ever produce something like this again?

LONG ONES ARE BACK!

Sorry to bother you, have you heard the good news of the long one?

@petetrainor @Gavhuds @thethirdhan

@Gavhuds @thethirdhan He’s a perpetual man-child. I will admit it’s pure jealousy. He’s also the same person in every one of those movies. He’s as versatile as a wooden spoon.

No matter how fucked too are it’s always reassuring that Mike Skinner has probably felt the same and is still putting out bangers.

@NickBuckleyMBE You couldn’t run for the bus you fascist prick.

A solution to the migration crisis would be for European counties to recolonise parts of Asia and Africa. We could run these counties better, give their people a better life, and fund it through trade. What else are we going to do?

Southern Corrie is a bit boring. when’s a tram disaster gonna happen? where’s Roy?

What in the indoor Midsommer is happening on BBC One?!

@TryingTraveller @PaulR_32 @RepublicStaff

@PaulR_32 @RepublicStaff Just for you paul. #endevolution #union 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

The Royals don't want you to know, but public support for the coronation is collapsing #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

@Sam_Rs1996 @harrym_vids Hope so mate

@harrym_vids Does it come with a free long one

Interesting spot in Cannes today. Chauffeur driven, Monaco plated, L322 S/C Range Rover. Is this the new look for 2023?

Cool tip: if you sick of waiting for the pan to heat up to make a cup of tea, use a kettle! I’ve been doing it for years and my productivity is through the roof. #smegmagrindset