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Arsenal will win the title comfy I think, only had to take 22 years to compromise all their principles, wait for the worst season of contenders ever, play some of the worst football ever and turn into a LinkedIn football club with some manufactured AI anthem. Future is ours.

@KateFantom In the same way I’d choose a pair of shoes that were cool and cost more than a pair of really fit for purpose ugly shoes. I want to feel nice

The one on the right is my van. The one on the left sits higher than my van, weighs more than my van, has less storage space than a VW Golf, weighs around 1000kgs more than a Golf and almost 700kgs more than our own EV. With the high risk of these burning down an airport carpark in Luton, their horrific emissions, reliability, fuel economy and weight, it’s a wonder why people buy them.

@GoodwinMJ You are truly thick as mince

Andy Burnham is using Makerfield to advance his own career. Only Reform will put the people of Makerfield first.

@spotify change da ting back

@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra you look like shit

Unite The Kingdom HERE WE COME! 🇬🇧

@ZiaYusufUK That's not really how local elections work is it

It’s polling day. The day to vote Reform and get Starmer OUT! Thank you for your support everyone! 🇬🇧

someone should take one for the team and make farage become dead

@BenGrahamUK it says Easter on the box and the display you fucking stupid weasel

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

there is a direct correlation between the terrible quality of football now and the number of players with their hands taped up

@iam_commando do u need to have a crap Italian name to be a ‘midfielder’

KOBBIE MAINOO: He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho. He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets. He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure. He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro. He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne. He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio. He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal. He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti. What exactly is his profile and identity?

@SkySportsNews has mr caulker been watching any football for the last couple years or

"It's a statement from Arsenal to keep Saka at the club" Steven Caulker reflects on the importance of keeping 'Mr Arsenal', Bukayo Saka, at the club following his contract extension 💬

@utdrobbo limp

I couldn't tell you a single thing that Saka does better than Mbeumo.

@womaninblue1050 @Big_Hamish @CustomerH7243 no definitely not a scam they needed my bank login and mothers maiden name and home address and car keys so they could set up my new direct debit for my new internet

@robxhelm @Big_Hamish @CustomerH7243 Are you sure this isn’t a scam? VM never ask for bank details in this way. Do check your bank account asap.

Told @virginmedia I dont want to pay £81.32 to renew my internet so they've offered me a phenomenal deal of ...£81.99.

@Big_Hamish @CustomerH7243 glad you agree i sent over my bank login so they can set my new direct debit up

@CustomerH7243 @robxhelm This one seems like it’s legit, best deals bro

@jakewoolf you’ve attached the wrong photos I think

Gucci has finally released their Demna-designed horse bit loafers and honestly, they’re great Ultra soft leather upper, slightly intentional goofy square toe shape—all things that will make these sell like hot cakes in 2026 Coming to a trend-conscious corner near you soon!

@CitizenUddin @Daz_1105 So you’re not referring to you. But you’re complaining, you’re tweeting, you’re reporting. Tonnes of stuff to do to make the world a better place, grassing on nothing probs isn’t one of them. All seems a bit unnecessary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@robxhelm @Daz_1105 Valid point. Except I wasn't referring to myself being able to pass. Of course "I" could walk around. I will leave you to join in the dots....

Good news for this driver. Plenty of space right outside their delivery address. Sadly though, that wasn't good enough. This driver wanted to be "right" outside the front door, even though it meant completely blocking the pavement and forcing pedestrians onto the road. Reported

@CitizenUddin @Daz_1105 You're 'literally talking about 2 meters' while complaining about walking about 20cm round the front of it? Have you considered just getting on with your life

@Daz_1105 No, it's not done to piss people off, but it does. I used to deliver sofas as well as work for Parcelforce. We are literally talking about 2 metres here. I don't accept that would have made any difference irrespective of what they were delivering

@JohnC_PDE @MarkOrmrod shit the fuck up you daft prick

@MarkOrmrod I am on the motorways a lot and literally every middle lane hogger is visibly from a non-Western culture.

If I’m driving in the left lane of the motorway at 68mph (with no cars in front of me), and I undertake someone cruising in the middle lane am I in the wrong or the person cruising in the middle lane? 🚗🚙🚗

@MikeKeegan_DM He was fucking shit you bozo

Best performance at Old Trafford tonight? Andrew Kitchen, the referee. Aged 29 and reffing his fifth Premier League match. Got little wrong.