Alison Carter 

@RAF_Luton Covered in the infamous KitKat red scheme!

Photo of the Day: The F22s of the Red Arrows perform a flypast over The Big Tesco in Watford (Middlesex) in their famous Wobbly Line formation to mark the start of #EasterBreak Sale Photographed from a Canberra

@damekatydenise_ @TheMistressRox Tikka Sludge?

This lady’s name is your favourite India food followed by something you’d find in a pond. There will be a prize for the best suggestion! #NameThatTroon

@SaffronKim Yep, I wanted to be a motorcycle cop...was advised to be a librarian!

1972 School careers advisor: “What would you like to be?” Me, aged 14: “A journalist (foreign correspondent), an astronaut, or an actor.” Careers advisor: “Have you considered nursing?” That’s what us girls were up against.

@LumpyandFriends If they keep the items, it's theft. Report them.

Recently Mr Lumpy & Friends little business has taken a blow which we can’t afford. Four customers who inadvertently were sent the wrong goods which we rectified by sending the correct ones with a pre paid returns label have not returned the original wrong goods sent! We are a very small business trying to compete in a tough climate and knocks like this we cannot afford. If you are one of these people please do the right thing and send them back. Thank you 🙏

@rawlimark Bodyform, it has wings...

@MountainHiker68 @HedgehogCabin This was one of mine from last year.

@rockchic666 @HedgehogCabin A couple of our regular visitors

Foxes may be seen more frequently in our gardens now as mum fox, who has been confined to her den feeding her cubs round the clock for weeks, and relying on dad and other family members to bring her food, is finally free to go out and forage herself. Foxes are true omnivores, so as well as small rodents and insects, their diverse diet includes fruits and berries. So mum fox will eat varied foods, as well as taking some home to her babies in the den, so they experience a wide choice of nutrients and tastes. Just as we wean our babies by putting the food we eat in a food processor, to break it down and liquify it, so she will chew up and swallow the food she collects for them. When mum arrives home the excited cubs will lick at her lips, encouraging her to regurgitate her liquified meal for them. Here you can see these mums are enjoying some halved apples I put out for them (yes, you know those ones we all have in the fridge, bought in a spurt of 'healthy eating' shopping and have sat there ever since). One mum even prefers the apples to the Bonio biscuit! Apples and pears are good occasionally, but dry cat or dog food is a great staple food to leave out as it's a safe balanced meal for every garden visitor, and will help stop hungry mums raiding the hedgehog feeders.🥰

@WalshFreedom Nope, Article 2, Section 4, remove the entire rot!

He’s a mobster. If he does this, he’s doing it to sit there and try to intimidate the Supreme Court justices. He’s a horrible, destructive, dangerous ass. He’s also cognitively impaired. 25th Amendment.

@Perky_43 💙

RIP, Gareth 💙 Remembering PC Gareth Browning, Thames Valley Police, who died on this day in 2017 after being struck by a speeding car while trying to deploy a stinger in November 2013, resulting in catastrophic injuries. Source: C.O.P.S

@allontheboard In invisible ink too, very clever 😘

This is the best magic trick ever. Say or think your full name while looking at the board and within 20 seconds your full name will magically appear on the board. #allontheboard

@mermaidmamamags Laughing here across the pond!🤣🤣🤣 You star!

Jump around. #kristinoem #politicalcomedy #forentertainmentpurposesonly #politicalsatire #trump

@rockchic666 Is it? Hadn’t realised.

Morning all. It’s 06:00. Mrs W has asked me to sort big Dave this morning. I’m absolutely delighted to be getting up so early as there’s nothing I enjoy more than helping to look after her beloved horse. I didn’t realise how much I loved horses before I met Mrs W.

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@JohnCleese @AntiToxicPeople Long overdue!

Surely it's time for the men in white coats, isn't it ?

@chefsevenn Where's the mushy peas?

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@sophiearumble Try the M&S Chocolate covered ones, they're addictive!

@MAGACult2 The US is FUBAR, DO something!

If you are human and not from the U.S.A. what would you like to say to us right now?

@dontforgetchaos Nice 😋

Utterly worthwhile. Burp.

@bagshaw2112 @CadburyUK Because they taste of palm oil now 🤮🤮🤮

Big reductions on @CadburyUK #eastereggs !! Not sure why ?