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@Punk_Bat Yeah put it in the mx5

I think mazda having an i6 turbo and not making a sports sedan or roadster with it is criminal.

@BellaBaddie__ 200 bucks I would still owe that if I didn't win.

A friend lends you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?

@missmayn They would just destroy the units

spencer pratt wants to throw LA's homeless into prisons at a cost of $105,000 per year per person when a studio apartment runs about $22,000.

@FiredUpCoug Put down that dog you bitch.

Remember me talking about my neighbor's dogs that keep pooping in our yard with zero care from the owner? One of them just chased my 6yo daughter while she was playing outside and bit her arm. 15 minutes before by 9yo daughter's birthday party. I'm not at the urgent care with my six year old and my wife is juggling a birthday party with 8 kids on her own. This is the second child this dog has bitten. We have already contacted animal control and filed a report. Is there anything else I should be doing?

@BasicallyIDoWrk Stim about it

I have discovered that there’s an entire group of people that don’t know the point of a garage sale.

@luvblessingz No refunds!

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

@Themyster1ous01 Yeah it's called having a gf you always become their manager.

This is a trap BTW, you're gonna become a manager.

@Ravenismeee My cock and balls will be the last thing that burglar sees.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@MibshaD Probably cheated get a DNA test

my boy wore a condom, pulled out and he made the girl take the pill. 3 factor authentication but the girl still got pregnant? Can someone tell me what can lead to this

@LamarMK Cause I don't want one my hybrid maverick is way better

You can get a brand new Tesla for $299 a month and recharge it at home for under $50 a month. No more spending $80 every week or close to $400 a month on gas. Those gas savings alone can cover your entire car payment plus your home charging cost. Going electric was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Getting a Tesla was the cherry on top. Why are you still paying for gas?

@bobbyfijan Yeah ones put together with Popsicle sticks and gum

Lennar can build, and profitably sell, 4BR home for $250,000 in Austin, Texas

@MissJilianne They should make it 10k.

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@_wej01 I don't already

You receive $2,000 a week for life, but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal?????

@itsShyver They look pretty young you might be a pedo

@neet_sol Replace us all with indians.

if we all quit our jobs at the same time what could they even do

@MimikiiLive The problem is there will be snap abuse and there won't be any rotisserie chickens left. Most rotisserie chickens are lost leaders they don't make money so subsidizing more sales will just lead to higher prices for everyone.

I'm surprised letting people on SNAP get a cooked chicken is controversial... While yes, SNAP can be abused, just like any welfare, not all people on SNAP are lazy. Some are disabled. Some are elderly. Some are working 2 jobs, but still can't afford both rent and food. We should be celebrating adding healthy alternatives!

@NasuMaturi It always falls apart as soon as people have to deal with something uncomfortable.

It seems to me that almost nobody actually believes in free speech or expression

@realEstateTrent That's something you just look up at the county assessors site lazy fucks probably why he yelled at them.

I email a guy asking if he’d be interested in selling us his strip mall. He responds by telling me to send an offer. My colleague calls to ask how big the building is. He starts screaming at her uncontrollably. She asks me what to do. “Nothing. You can’t help crazy”

@tanacetol Should have been better at the game.

i got invited to play a game and after 10 minutes they said their other friend wants to join but we're full and they asked me to leave

@booker_squared That comment you made at the end is exactly why this is happening. the condescending nature of liberals just pushes people right.

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*