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the same 7 people spin a wheel and date each other every 6 months

In 2020, a Stockholm University lab mixed sperm and egg fluid from 16 couples in a dish. Some men's sperm got pulled toward the fluid much harder than others. And in half the cases, the egg picked a stranger's sperm over the partner's. The egg releases a chemical bait. Sperm carry tiny smell sensors on their heads that pick up that bait. When the smell matches, the sperm speeds up and swims straight at the egg. When it doesn't, the sperm slows down or loses its line. The lead researcher, John Fitzpatrick, called it a chemical breadcrumb trail. The sperm race is mostly a myth. A man releases around 100 million sperm at a time. Only about 250 ever reach the egg. The rest die along the way. The vagina is acidic and kills most of them. The cervix makes thick mucus that traps them like flypaper. The womb's immune system attacks them as foreign invaders. And half of the survivors pick the wrong fallopian tube, because only one of the two tubes has the egg in it. By the time anyone even gets close, the race is already over. Then the egg picks. The egg is selecting for immune-system genes. The more different the father's immune genes are from the mother's, the wider the range of diseases their child can fight off later. So the egg favors sperm that bring more genetic diversity. Fitzpatrick thinks this could explain some of the 30% of infertility cases doctors label "unexplained." For some couples, their bodies just don't chemically match, even when everything else does. Out of 100 million sperm, your father's chemistry was the one the egg agreed to let in. Which means all of us are, in some way, the quiet outcome of a chemistry test no one studied for.

This is more than 30 years ago fully hand drawn, no CGI, just pure art.

The cabbage man tweeting from his burner account:

This level of cunt has never been acheived since

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

🚨🗣️Joan Laporta's new Latino girlfriend: “I fell in love with him because of his smile.I didn't know he was Barça's president” ✨

this hoe think he katara.

Wake up babe. West has discovered Daatoon.

eyeliner, foundation, blush, lip gloss lgake kon rota hai bhai.

Why does this happen everytime? 🤔

You're a true Indian If you know that this Fake paneer factory is caught only because somewhere someone didn't get their "commission".

Ramesh Gupta died in 2019. Heart attack. 54 years old. He had a ₹50 lakh term insurance policy. Premiums paid without a single default for 11 years. His wife filed the death claim. The insurance company said: "We need to investigate." They investigated for 3 years. Kept asking for documents. She kept submitting. They kept asking for more. She couldn't pay the home loan EMI. Sold the car. Borrowed from relatives. In 2022, they finally rejected the claim. Said Ramesh had a pre-existing condition he "didn't disclose." The condition: slightly high blood pressure. Noted in a routine checkup in 2015. Never treated. Never medicated. She went to IRDAI. Then consumer court. The court said: A condition that was never treated and never affected his health cannot be used to reject a claim 11 years later. ₹50 lakh ordered paid. Plus 9% interest from 2019. Plus ₹1 lakh for mental harassment. They made a widow wait 3 years. Then rejected her. A court gave her everything back. With interest. Save this post. If an insurance claim is rejected citing "non-disclosure" — fight it. Courts have consistently ruled against insurers using minor, untreated conditions as grounds for rejection.

@IndianTechGuide Yeah the snake will swear on Indian constitution too ig...

🚨 India plans to use snakes and crocodiles as natural defences along the India-Bangladesh border.

Gauss meets real life. Also - Notice how people lifting 95 already say, “Fuck it, let’s do 100” - so there’s a discontinuity point. Mathematical theory faces reality.

@Dearme2_ Reality is harsh... Delusion gives warmth

Why are the realest people always so isolated?

If you see a very intelligent person who has failed in life, know that it's only because he has been too kind to stupid people.

@venom1s They're wearing coats and jackets.... Why will the west imitate their own clothes

So that festival from Himachal is now featured in Vogue. Soon, many tourists will start visiting the place, including many foreigners. It might become overcrowded. Many foreigners may imitate this culture in the name of fashion as well. Maybe it would have been better if it hadn’t become this popular.

@riteshpatel1884 @navkar2001 But he has a point... Problem isn't the company... It's working on supply and demand.... The problem is population

@navkar2001 Using too many applicants to justify low pay is exactly how underpayment gets normalized.

At Tata Consultancy Services 2014 — 3.18 LPA 2015 — 3.18 LPA 2016 — 3.18 LPA 2017 — 3.36 LPA 2018 — 3.36 LPA 2019 — 3.36 LPA 2020 — 3.36 LPA 2021 — 3.36 LPA 2022 — 3.36–3.53 LPA 2023 — 3.36–3.6 LPA 2024 — 3.36–3.6 LPA 2025 — 3.5–4.0 LPA 2026 — 3.5–4.2 LPA 12+ years. Increase? Barely ~1 LPA. Meanwhile • Inflation doubled • Rent 2–3x • Skill expectations insane (DSA + Dev + AI + internships+ lauda lasson)