David Rodnitzky

@farmerfouch Starlink

Anyone else see this tonight in the night sky? Straight line of lights moving from west to east in a straight line slowly?? Came through West Central Iowa around 9:50??? Drones?

2/2: She asks "How can I help you?" I answer: "I need help with my trip - can I give you the trip ID?" Agent: "Our system is down right now, can you call back in two to four hours?" You ask me for my info twice and only then tell me that you have no ability to help? #idiotsrule

1/2: I called @Chase for an issue with travel booked on a Chase credit card. Automated system: Please enter your card number, please enter your zip code. Entered and 30 seconds later live agent comes on: "please provide your card number, please provide your zip code." I provide

@JohnAndrewOwen Martech is a necessary evil so there will always be buyers. But it is also fiercely competitive and can see a lot of margin compression over time.

@rodnitzky I read your article on build vs buy in martech. I was going to start a bespoke martech firm. Am I barking up the wrong tree by offering a service that clients shouldn't buy? martech.org/great-martech-…

@PatHarty @HawkeyeFootball Based on the performance of the 4 star OLs this year, i see no evidence that Proctor would get better if he came to Iowa. Gone are the days of Reece Morgan and Chris Doyle.

Being told that NIL was the driving force behind this flip, and if so, okay, fine. But I also think if the @HawkeyeFootball offense had just been average this season, this flip wouldn't have happened. Don't want to overreact to what a kid does, but Kirk has to fix his offense.

Today in 1980, Howard Cosell informs a stunned Monday Night Football audience that John Lennon has been shot dead in New York City. It’s been 42 years now, somehow, and this is still hard for me to watch.

@RaquelHirsch Bots talking to bots!

@rodnitzky Is anyone writing anything any more?

ChatGPT did not write this. Or did it? 🤨

Most company culture principles are basically this level of drivel #chatGPT did this in 2 seconds You're welcome

This hurt all of our GPAs, but it was worth it…

@Hlas @BlairRIVALS You'd better be pretty confident of your ability to make money off football to leave Harvard or Yale without a degree!

Iowa has met/will meet with potential football transfers from Harvard, Yale, Charleston Southern and Hillsdale. Hat tip to birddog reporting by @BlairRIVALS.

@TylerKluver @TylerBarnesIOWA Running the pole cat on every down would probably have produced more points this year.

Lots of speculation swirling that @TylerBarnesIOWA and the Iowa Hawkeyes have reached out to me to help fill the recent vacancies at WR. With 18 yards per catch and 100% catch rate it makes sense. Unfortunately I’m out of eligibility but I trust they will find playmakers.

Hey @elonmusk, here's how to make money on Twitter. You can thank me later. linkedin.com/pulse/hey-elon…

James Austin Johnson sings “Jingle Bells” as Bob Dylan through the decades. #FallonTonight

This is incredible as it is, but it's even better in slow motion. 😳

When you create a video for one client and you're too lazy to refilm it for the new client!

@PatHarty Shh! Don't tell anyone

Iowa's pass blocking is atrocious.

5/75 I don't really have 75 tweets about this. Sorry if I disappointed you.

4/75 Insert clever comment about @elonmusk here

Until this week I had never heard of FTX. Want to know how I did it? Read this totally unnecessary thread (1/75)