Roger Kangaroo

@BBCNews What's the betting she will also be deeply sorry when she attends a new years eve party?

Rita Ora "deeply sorry" for breaking lockdown rules to attend birthday party bbc.in/3of6A5r

@dgpearce1000 @FreddieScovell @BBCNews I prefered her cousin Um Bungo

@FreddieScovell @BBCNews Sister of Kia

@RichieACool1 @BBCNews I thought it was a drink

@BBCNews I once thought Rita Ora was the name of a biscuit.

@PMLEGEND @utdreport Ole probably gonna bench him and VDB the next 3 games anyway.

@utdreport Regulation is there. 3 game ban. No getting away from it Edinson sorry. #MUFC

Edinson Cavani statement: "The message I posted after the game on Sunday was intended as an affectionate greeting to a friend, thanking him for his congratulations after the game." (1/2) #mulive

@SackOIe Why do they all still knee slide into the corner flag when there's no fans there?

Edinson Cavani - Father stretch my hands twitter.com/bissakas/statu…

@roscouk Plenty of furloughed people sat on their backsides at home....

@harry_scutt_ @EdwardJohansson @826Maureen mmmmmmm sugar

@Sunny86364844 @NotATweeter16 @realDonaldTrump Yeah the FBI and Secret Service and famous for their battles with the cold.

Get well soon!

@CjRyder89 Suarez himself admitted the exact words he used.

@rogerkangaroo_ Ah well that’s fine then. Sorry didn’t realise you were there and heard the exact words. As you were cavani 🙈

Cavani uses exactly the same word Suarez is alleged to have used giving the same excuse for using it. Let’s watch the lack of media coverage or any sort of ban #doublestandards

@BucketsOf_Rain Damn what a beautiful dam. But are you sure there were no busy girls building it too?

I really love this beautiful dam the beavers have built in Exmoor. Busy boys, aren't they? Some animals create and build gorgeous stuff

@CjRyder89 No not even the same term was used.

@rogerkangaroo_ So just to confirm. the same term was used. In a different context? yes. But still not acceptable. Thanks for the clarification

@NotATweeter16 @realDonaldTrump Old man Biden will be luckily if he makes it through Winter to the inauguration.

@realDonaldTrump Many people are saying Biden fractured his foot by repeatedly BREAKING IT OFF IN TRUMP'S *SS every single time Biden has defeated Trump -In the courts -At the polls -And in life in general

@CjRyder89 Mr Evra then said to Mr Suarez “say it to me again, I’m going to punch you”. Mr Suarez replied "No hablo con los negros", meaning "I don't speak to blacks". Mr Evra continued by saying that he now thought he was going to punch Mr Suarez.

@CjRyder89 The FA's case, in short, was as follows. In the goalmouth, Mr Evra and Mr Suarez spoke to each other in Spanish. Mr Evra asked Mr Suarez why he had kicked him, referring to the foul five minutes previously. Mr Suarez replied "Porque tu eres negro", meaning "Because you are black"

@2di2d @LeftieCat Beat a guy in a coma ( in a car much faster than the rest). Famously the entire grid did not choose to take the knee. Willy Ribbs might take issue with LH being the only black F1 driver. Lives in the tax haven of Monaco.

@tonymarron But why would he sell a luxury yacht to invest £30 million in a sinking ship?

@Abdul92Waheed @StretfordPaddck @arslan_nawaz7 True United player.

Bruno Fernandes would walk into any team on the planet. It’s not just his goals, he battles, creates and raises the levels of those around him. Wouldn’t swap him for any other midfielder. @ me all you like. JM

@MATheGooner Because that pesky defended cleared it

How did Greenwood miss an open goal?