Roger “The Snake” Roughsand

Can’t wait to see Cam Miller and Max Brosmer prosper in the NFL. The type of guys I would want my daughter to be bangin and bringing home for supper. Not no thug like Shedeur.

@geraldheniv @Anthony06688392 The usual suspects

@Anthony06688392 Anthony. You don’t have any say in this, you are probably sped and like grape Koolaid and chicken.

I love that Louisville QB pick over Deion’s son. You have to imagine a white man can probably sling the pigskin a little better than Deions boy. He may be quicker but can’t throw that thing like a white boy.

@DaleSphinter58 Sounds great! Good thing I got some inches to spare! 🐍

@rogerroughsand Doctor Manny is the only recommendation I’d give to anyone! You’ll feel like a new man just a couple inches shorter.

Just meet the many that circumcised me back in 82’ and he pretended to not remember me… come on Doc though we was boys!

@geraldheniv I 100% agree with you on this one. There’s a reason the best quarterback of all time was white and that is because he played the game the right way! Deion’s son can keep sucking on his daddy’s nuts for a little longer. Hoping he slips to next years draft.

he decided to show up to the game wearing his wife’s panties. Overall a great night to get let down my Minnesota sports! Good thing I was 17 rum and cokes down by the first quarter of the Wolves game or else I would have shot the tv. Cheers, 🍻 🐍

for Naz Reid and that really touches a nerve in my anal cavity. On the other hand, what a win for the Wild! I know my boy @ChopperBrewster was pumped about that win! I really wanted that Russian guy on the Wild to fight back late in the game after getting cheap shotted twice but

After watching the Timberwolves game last night, I have a few things to say: Luka Doncic is the second best white person to ever touch a basketball ( Larry owns that title), I hate watching LeBron James, and I mean hate! That guy was on the ground longer than the Vietnam war

@Gbigtimeballer This country is going to shit quick because of reasons like this! Respect the man jerkin it behind the wheel! That takes REAL skill!

Im fed up with all the nosey ass police officers in the state of Minnesota. Feels like everyday I’m getting a citation for some bullshit reason. Take me back to when this country was free! #freedom

One last thing, I would like to possibly have sexual relations with an Amish women to see what Ezekiel and Jebediah are talking about. They say I’m missing out but I think the only thing missing is their weed whips for those bushes! Just some late night thoughts. Cheers, 🍻 🐍

Same and came from the same parents. I can tell you one thing, I hate the damn buggies on the side of the road at 2 am on the way back from the bar. Half the time I close my eyes and just hope I don’t hit them but the giant dent and cracked headlight can tell a different story.

Does anyone else wonder what goes on in an Amish person (not really a person)’s head? Their brains seemed to have stopped developing somewhere in the 1700s which explains a lot. I also wonder how they keep from doing the dirty with their sisters or cousins since they all look the

@RobertDiblowski @elrosa_saints Yes I’ve heard about the Sterns county syndrome as well. Some bad stuff! Makes you starting banging your sisters and bottle feeding babies with beer. Definitely a different crowd there! They stay thirsty! 🍻🍻

@rogerroughsand @elrosa_saints Couldn’t agree more Smoothpebble! I hate those incest loving tweaks. Heard half the team has Stearns County Syndrome

Boy oh boy am I excited for amateur baseball to start up soon! I’ve just been itching to drink some beer and watch some ball and maybe not get a beer shower from the @elrosa_saints fans like last year! Elrosa fans can suck a fat one! #LRosa

@DrNeilStone I’ve been drinking and driving for almost 50 years (since I was 16) and I’ve never even gotten a scratch on my truck. Now I don’t really know what a vaccine is because I’ve never heard of it before but sounds like some pussyfoot way of spreading the liberal agenda #drunk 🍻🍻

"I'm unvaccinated and I'm fine" is like saying "I drove home steaming drunk and made it back OK" Both can be true Neither is a good idea

@RobertDiblowski @Gbigtimeballer @ErnieHammer97 @ChopperBrewster That’s one thing I always love about @ChopperBrewster. He lets out some groans and moans but lets it happen anyway! 😖 #tookitlikeachamp #stillhit

@Gbigtimeballer @ErnieHammer97 Hey Greg, it’s sledge here. I can confirm hammer is 1.89 in. rock hard. Sledge over here is rocking with a whopping 4.8 in. Unofficial (there’s a reason the sledge rocks some worlds). @ChopperBrewster can confirm, he was a little dry tho he had some hefty groans

I want to get to the bottom of the biggest mystery of the 21st century. @ErnieHammer97 claims “the hammer” is the best pipe ever laid. I’ve heard from a few eye witnesses (big Betty and Large Laura), that “the hammer” is actually super underwhelming and “roughly 2 inches”

@Gbigtimeballer @ErnieHammer97 Some big words coming from some big ladies! Ernie does it best! 🍻 #TortaPounders