Dale Sphincter

People thought Hammer didn’t understand Ball! Called this in march! Hammer knows ball, and your mother knows Hammer! 1 for 2 on my szn predictions. Petron may have won the game today, but he sure as hell is losing the war! #NoPlayPetron #Pistolpete #zerofuzz @PierzLakers

Who knew you’d get kicked out of the MN state baseball tournament after throwing up on the beer servers… they cut me off for the 5th year in a row. Snuck back through the player entrance wearing a Roseau Royals uni. Free autographs if you can find me. 🍻🍻

Well well well, if it isn’t hot boy Summer Crankin Full-Throttle!!! Man oh man the Hammer has still Got it!!!

She asked me if I could go more than one round tonight… obviously she don’t know what shes working with. #zeroFORseven

Can’t wait to see Cam Miller and Max Brosmer prosper in the NFL. The type of guys I would want my daughter to be bangin and bringing home for supper. Not no thug like Shedeur.

No surprise, ex football player throwing his life away. Good running back for many years but do yall remember him in the celebrity softball game!? When 6-8 with 3 double and 5 RBIs. Let’s just say he was one of the BEST SWITCH HITTERS in the game!

You know what they say fellas. @HarryGDong877 @ZaccyRo1776 An Axe may forget the trees it’s chopped but the trees never forget the axe that brought them down.

Just meet the many that circumcised me back in 82’ and he pretended to not remember me… come on Doc though we was boys!

@rogerroughsand Doctor Manny is the only recommendation I’d give to anyone! You’ll feel like a new man just a couple inches shorter.

@DaleSphinter58 I wish I could say I remember mine but I’ve had a crazy amount of dick cheese my whole life. Does anyone know if there is an age limit to get circumcised? Also any doctors that you recommend? I know the wife would also appreciate it.

Dale dont hide behind the screen. Not my fault your girl wanted a taste of pure raw enlightenment. Anywho🍻 Drop a line if you a Dime. #10sOnly

@ErnieHammer97 Can’t wait to see these text messages the Hammer sent. Gonna be the top season of 2026! #Chubbylove

Today I picked up pizza before heading to hang with a girly I met online. (dont tell the wife😉) When I arrived, I went in and sat down, only to realize I was a guest star on Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” starring Chris Hansen. Chris don’t know shit! We was just gonna hangout!

@ErnieHammer97 @ChopperBrewster @geraldheniv @townball_o @MarvinPuckett87 @Gbigtimeballer No, but it does make daycare a little awkward. Nap time for some, workout for others. #cradlesnatcher

All this debate over LeBron vs MJ, what’s there to debate about?? There’s still plenty of ass to go around for both! The real question is, Has just the tip ever ruined a friendship?? #bingo @DaleSphinter58 @ChopperBrewster @geraldheniv @townball_o @MarvinPuckett87 @Gbigtimeballer

There are 2 things I admire in the spring. White women and the fresh smell of ass. Booty shorts make their debut this month! Get ready fellas 🔜 #getagrip #walkingthedog

Hey @smackinseeds you need to collaborate with @dotspretzels for a flavor. Would be a game changer this summer. Butch

@ZaccyRo1776 Happy for you Chulo! I gave the BBW a try right after 9/11 happened in 01, I told her to sit on my face and boy talk about suffocating. I was pronounced dead 9/12/2001 at 10:39pm but on the 3rd shock was resuscitated. I don’t fuck with BBW no more, just blonde bitches😏#Drowning

I have finally worked up the courage to announce it publicly. I looooove big women! They’re such a thrill! Gosh nothing gets me going then seeing that DD bra drop to the floor! The best feeling is of the unknown which hole (or role) is it in! #BBW #ChunkyforChulo

Dale needs some of this is his life. For any ladies who can compare to this, Hi I’m Dale, 7 soft, and my friends call me “TheFreak”. All aboard this roll coaster, I’ll have your hands in the air, you screaming, eyes rolling all within the first 30 sec. Who’s trying hop on it ?👀

@geraldheniv @ErnieHammer97 @Badboybutch69 @Ltown_Orioles @leroy_nelson64 @BoniSaints Not much to say here @Ltown_Orioles have a good squad this year and we are expecting to see big things from their lineup. However @BoniSaints are still defeated after that 1-8 season last year. Hopefully they don’t get run ruled again in the state tournament game. Anywho🍻

@ErnieHammer97 @Badboybutch69 @Ltown_Orioles @leroy_nelson64 @DaleSphinter58 @BoniSaints Both of them are unbelievably CLASSLESS. The way they yell and cuss out the fans is ABSURD. Unbelievable. They should be ashamed. @BoniSaints @Ltown_Orioles

Sometimes watching twins baseball reminds me of the @Ltown_Orioles and all the errors they make. Put themselves in position to win a game and then choke it away. #townball #twinstalk #latinamerica #europe #politics #tariffs #blm #Crypto #SkiUMah Cheers 🍻 Butch

Respectfully some of the athletes should transfer into the workforce instead of using their 5th or 6th year in college. The transfer portal is ruining all @NCAA sports… Yo Jamal time to get a real job🍻🍻 Thoughts? @ErnieHammer97 @ZaccyRo1776 @leroy_nelson64

What in tarnation is this specimen? Fellow American, we have a case that few can solve. Dale needs answers asap!🚨🚨#BlackEyedPeas #BlackandYellow

No wonder the Twins got off to a bad start this year, they let Tampon Tim underhand the first pitch. I’m pretty sure I seen him pick up his butt plug after the girly toss. Can anyone confirm what that shiny object was? #NeedNewGov #HeLetItBurnToTheGround