Rolake
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@Playa_Society can you add Houston comets to your list now? Thankyaaaa


“You people should remain calm so I can speak here. The att@ck that happened last night is very terr!ble, I didn’t even sleep after hearing about it.” — Plateau State Governor, Caleb Mutfwang says as he try to address the protesters



Never lower your standards: this was given by a dude who I met for the first time who KNOWS I don’t wish to date him.



We finally see them in the same place 😭😭😭 so that's his SISTER get it right

Every Africa parent swears they were the top of their class.

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. City workers fix thousands of tiny annoyances every year, from broken basketball rims to bike path bumps. This year, we’re highlighting 16 of those fixes. From the exacerbating eight to the frustrating four, every item in each round will be repaired…but you’ll be voting on which fix will be done by me on day 100 of our admin. Round one of voting starts right now: nyc.gov/madness











