Randy Oldham

@aliversluis @adr @MissEviEvelyn My voicemail: "You've reached Randy Oldham, the fastest way to reach me is via email. If you'd still like to leave a message, please do so at the tone"

Urgh now that I have a physical office again I have a physical PHONE again and people PHONE me. I will completely confess to being 1000% the kind of millennial who hates phone calls, please can we go back to email and zoom only thx

@RogersHelps my cellphone service is showing "emergency calls only". Is the cell network down in guelph?

@adr Genutax is free and pretty good.

@aliversluis Is your new job running errands? ;)

YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW WE STARTIN NOVEMBER OFF

Schitt's Creek, but make it the Golden Girls

@RogersHelps goes in loop;takes you to a post in the forum (a), with a link to click to check the status of the services in your area, which takes you to a 2 forum posts (b) one of which is ROGERS SERVICE INTERRUPTIONS and clicking that takes you back to the initial post (a).

Experiencing service interruptions? For the latest details and to see if you may be impacted, click here: communityforums.rogers.com/t5/Service-Int…

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. twitter.com/chirpy8221/sta…

@Citybrarian Can I play Sharon, the disgruntled mom with the gifted child who plays alone and eats sand?

It's unbelievable to me that a play/musical/tv series has never been created based on the drama behind an elementary school parent's council. I've only been involved for a week and I already have three screenplays in mind.

@archivalistic You have always been so scandalous :)

@MattBellassai Stop you? I'll be Julie to your Julia and help cook the fuck out of this schiznit!

i’ll do it. so help me, i will julie & julia my way through antoni’s cookbook unless someone stops me

Tips for a happier life: • Be yourself • Wear sunscreen • Treat people & animals with respect • Find your passions • Get maintenance done on your car • Go to the dentist regularly • Stand up for yourself • Appreciate quality shits • Don't be a fucking asshole

@danielleganza Elagently smash was the name of my band in highschool.

Average family income, Canada: 1975: 50k 2015: 70k Average house price, Toronto: 1975: 60k 2015: ~700k Average tuition costs, Canada: 1975: $550 2015: $6200 Remember these numbers next time you tell someone younger than you that it just comes down to hard work.

@ryregier You already broke rule 1.

@tararobertson @aliversluis To be fair tho...I'm a gay loonie and I've been around for a while :)

Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.

@colgoni @McMasterU I still can't believe you started working there at 14 years old!

@aliversluis Ahem. This brush seems quite broad. As someone you've recently chatted with about these matters I hope I've provided some solace and empathy, and if not, that you'd let me know otherwise.

@Citybrarian My POW does a fair number of things: lib.uoguelph.ca/news/exam-stre…

Tell me all of the things that your library does for students during exam time, please and thank you.