just a dude

@buster_goldie You don’t know what you are talking about. KQ 😂😂😂 kwanai blaz

@begottensun Hanzi make money eat your money and enjoy life in the country of your birth.

I am celebrating the Aircraft as my wife will be sending Peas, Broccoli , Cauli and Robot peppers FASTER to our retail partners in UK for cheaper so more margin. I will also open up Tillpoint UK so I can send my diapora Brothers and sisters nice things from home at a better price. Ndezvebasa!

The difference between my GOAT and your goat.

@BusisaMoyo Mukoma your statements here resonate with me so much. Jonah changed the game and we all fell in love. But life happens I married a Zulu woman and live in harare played rugby with @Beast_TM at Peterhouse and to be frank supporting the boks in SA makes for top tier entertainment

A special announcement! As of 1 July I became a Springbok Supporter since my clansman Vusi Moyo became a Bok. I liked the way the All Blacks play the game since 1999 when Jonah Lomu shook the sport but I must be logical and consistent. I know the timing is bad with some of the aggression from a few of our brothers and sisters across the Limpopo…but am doin dis for The Moyo Clan 🤝🫡! We stand with each other whenever one of us appears that’s why Dame Dambisa Moyo (Zambian origin) is my favorite economist and author ✍️!

@uttdkola Those flappy arms it’s only Sterling

Guess the football player Level: you can never get it 😆

@Shadaya_Knight Nota is dumb man. South Africans are slaves who rape their own children and are cowards scared of the white man.

NOTA spesks: • Zimbabweans pretended to be South Africans in the UK to make Zimfest popular • Nigerians owe the success of Afrobeats to South Africans • Zimbabweans and Nigerians are bastards • South African artists shouldn't perform in Zimbabwe it's a poor country

Just found out that our brothers and sisters are stuck at the border and running low on food supplies Through the partnership with healthy meal 200 mealie meal will be sent to them tonight Wishing them safe travels and health #ZimRepat26

@advocatemahere @ZANUPF_Official What are you doing about it ? Besides peddling your usual anti government.. anything to use your platform to Actually help the women and children stranded ?

🔸If @ZANUPF_Official had any shame, they’d resign immediately. This is a man-made crisis and they are responsible for it. 2030 kuti muitesei? Shameful. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

🚨WORD ON THE STREET: Zimbabweans are calling for the cancellation of South Africa's pop group Mafikizolo scheduled performance in Victoria Falls They're saying South Africans, are treating us like animals, why should we roll out the red carpet for a South African group. Tension are rising as the 30th of June due date given by the March and March mafia of the elimination of all of black foreigners in South Africa nears by MORE TO FOLLOW

@zimcelebs1 Uyu achatsikwa chete

#ZCUpdates : Ashton hall Includes Zimbabwe on his Africa Tour for the search of AfricanAshtonHall

@GDupwa @ZiFMStereoNews @KingMhare1 So effective tax is now 30.5%. VAT -15.5 plus presumptive rental income tax 15%

@ZiFMStereoNews @KingMhare1 15% tax on top of municipal taxes,

NEWS | Landlords face new tax burden as ZIMRA rolls out presumptive rental income tax HARARE - Zimbabwean property owners, including those living in the diaspora, are set to feel the impact of another tax measure after the Zimbabwe Revenue Authority (ZIMRA) announced the implementation of a new Presumptive Rental Income Tax targeting commercial property rentals. The tax, introduced under the Finance Act of 2025 and effective from January 1, 2026, imposes a 15 percent levy on gross rental income earned from premises used for business, trade, or professional activities. Under the new regime, landlords, property owners, lessees, and sub-lessees who receive rent from tenants operating businesses will be required to register with ZIMRA and remit the tax monthly. The tax is charged on gross rental income, meaning no deductions or allowances will be permitted before calculating the amount due. The move significantly broadens Zimbabwe’s tax base and brings commercial property rentals under tighter scrutiny as authorities seek to boost revenue collections. Importantly, the tax does not apply to residential rentals. However, mixed-use buildings containing both commercial and residential units will have the commercial rental portion subjected to the new levy. Diaspora property owners have not been spared. Zimbabwean citizens living abroad who own commercial properties in Zimbabwe will be required to register and comply with the tax. Non-resident landlords must appoint a local representative to handle their tax obligations. In another notable provision, estate agents and other intermediaries handling rental payments have been designated as statutory agents and may be held responsible for ensuring the tax is paid before rental proceeds are disbursed to landlords. ZIMRA has also empowered itself to recover unpaid taxes directly from tenants where landlords fail to comply. In such cases, tenants can be instructed to remit the tax directly to the tax authority, with legal protections against eviction or rent increases for three months as a result of complying with the directive. The new tax operates separately from other existing taxes. Commercial rentals that are already subject to Value Added Tax (VAT) will continue attracting VAT at 15.5 percent in addition to the new presumptive rental tax. Landlords must also continue collecting the 10 percent informal traders’ tax from qualifying tenants. Property owners who fail to comply face severe penalties. ZIMRA says non-payment could attract a penalty equivalent to 100 percent of the unpaid tax, effectively doubling the amount owed. Landlords who were already registered under the self-assessment income tax system before December 31, 2025, will continue declaring rental income through that framework. However, those who were not previously registered must now enroll for the presumptive rental income tax system and begin making monthly submissions. The latest measure signals government’s continued push to widen revenue collection channels amid growing fiscal pressures, with commercial property owners becoming the newest target in Zimbabwe’s expanding tax landscape. Reporting by Chengetai Murimwa — ZiFM Stereo News continues to provide dependable, fact-based reporting from Zimbabwe and beyond. Our newsroom remains committed to accuracy, objectivity, and timely updates, ensuring the public is informed with verified and relevant news as it happens. Follow the ZiFM Stereo News WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vb…

@oceandrivepla What’s the name

@itsm_hope Skin

only biology students knows the answer. can you?

@IsaacJonas21 In my opinion the country risk premium at 11% is high. Supply and demand of housing assets will determine rental yield. Harare for instance is much more profitable than Joburg in that regard. We still have lots of room to grow on the supply side

2/ Test 1: what should a house earn? Given Zimbabwe's risk + current USD inflation, a property needs to yield ~16.6%/yr to justify the capital in it. That's the honest hurdle.

1/ Is Harare property a bubble? I built a 2018–2026 dataset of prices + rents across 6 areas and ran two standard tests. Both point to the same answer — in two parts. And the distinction is the most useful thing you can know about this market. 🧵

@nyannthierry You only have yourselves to blame. Until Sa’ns take social responsibility for how their fellow countrymen treat other Africans this trend will continue.

Facts

They should boycott the World Cup

🚨 HUMILIATION AT THE WORLD CUP: SENEGAL STARS TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS BY US BORDER THUGS Senegal 🇸🇳 national team arrives in the US for #WorldCup2026 — and what do they get? US authorities pulling them off the plane for aggressive bag searches, invasive checks, and public degradation right on the tarmac. Top African football giants disrespected like suspects. This is not "security." This is racist arrogance from the host nation that lectures the world on fairness while treating African players like second-class humans. Same America blocking referees, humiliating teams, and showing its true face to the Global South. Senegal, Africa is with you. CAF and FIFA — speak up or remain useless puppets. The World Cup belongs to the world, not to US ego and discrimination. Expose this disgrace. Share widely.

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂