These stupid @JioHotstar people decided to flag accounts before the 2nd Semis. @_MukeshAmbani Kitna paisa khayenga!!!.
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Tobias Carvalho
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Tobias Carvalho
@roly_poly_toby
Bartender / Traveller / Musician / Chelsea FC fan / Bombay - Goan boy
Katılım Ekim 2012
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Dear stray dogs of India,
CC: Comedians of India.
Within all the mishaps at the Global AI summit recently, It’s time for you'll to be news again to create a distraction.
Yours truly.
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Bom to GoI - 6E660- scheduled for 8:55pm . Takes off at 9:30pm.
Arrives at Goa Airport at 10:30pm. Scheduled for 10:10pm... stuck at the baggage belt until 11:35pm. Goes to book a cab - additional 400 rupees night fee.
Now tell me @IndiGo6E . Is it my fault?
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This is the first time in history that the new year will start on 01/01/2026... and I will still not give a fuck!
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Dear All !!!
Plz send me Valentine's day Reels and Memes...
All the NY26 Reels and Memes have already been shared and laughed at by the Toby ko Reel bhejo ka Founding Members!!
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@mrsinha PM sher
HM shershah
Then how can so other country attack us!!
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There’s no RSS in Australia
There’s no BJP in Australia
There are no Hindutva trolls in Australia
There are no Jai Shri Ram slogans in Australia
There is no Ram Mandir in Australia
There was no Babri demolition in Australia
Then what provoked him in Australia to kill kafirs?
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Marked Safe !!! 🦺
From Buying FC Goa V/S That CR7 team tickets!!
Bought Linkin Park - Jan 26' Mumbai tickets instead
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Dear @instagram . Just because I wish some old wellwishers happy birthday once a year, doesn't mean I need to see their profiles when I share reels. I need my regular hommies there and don't need to scroll everytime.
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.... and thats how you turn Instagram into Cartoon Network!!
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Successfully watched the Coldplay Mumbai concert via Instagram. Will watched the Tata Marathon tomorrow.
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@PiyushGoyal @PiyushGoyal . Enough sir. You are the Minister of Commerce not history. Let's start talking about the economy.. or even why factories are moving from Maharashtra to Gujarat. Btw. You are also an MP from MH.
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This is how Congress treats National Heroes!
Veer Savarkar ji's unparalleled contribution to India's freedom struggle stands far above the petty politics of Congress.
Their attempts to please certain sections of society and divide the nation only reveal their malicious anti-India agenda!
Rahul Shivshankar@RShivshankar
Big BREAKING: Congress Sarkara in Karnataka to remove Hindu nationalist Veer Savarkar's portrait from Belgavi Assembly. The portrait was installed when the BJP was in power in 2022. Karnataka minister Kharge says the move is in line with the Congress stand against those promoting "communal hatred". Wonder what Shiv Sena UBT will have to say about Congress party's move given that the former regards Savarkar as an icon?
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The 'Add Note' insert of Insta Reels is super irritating.
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Wtf.. it's November already... I still have to get paid for my Jan, Feb & March jobs!! 🙈
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It's almost mid Oct. Can't wait for random inFLUencers to tell you on 'Why you Should or Shouldn't travel to Goa!!
#hiddenspots #babatoby
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