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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good..

@DrinkSolaPop Everyone is serving face! Even the pup 🥰

@nora_jooe Zick 🥀

I texted my mom’s regular butcher place for a halal duck, and guess what I typed and SENT instead ❤️

@desdollas Lmaoo it wasn't just the oysters, it was eating 48 of them by herself with potatoes after and drinks, but not reading the room of the guy just having one drink 😭. But yeah oysters are easy to down, 20 small ones to eat and be full is fine.

On Juneteenth, I went to happy hour and got a dozen of oysters…and I think y’all judged the girl who ate 48 oysters too harshly

@AthleteVanity @peoplemag @stanlophotos 🖤🖤🖤

DeVonta Smith and his longtime partner, Mya Danielle tie the knot at an intimate wedding ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort Orlando at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. 📸: @peoplemag x @stanlophotos

@Nostradickmus @mahogany_mamii Reminds me of the Nene meme used for high-placed bobs. Snatched it right up lmaoo

@mahogany_mamii Pulling her ass uo like that always sent me crying! 😂😂

Ready for Pretty Ricky #verzuz

But I don't think they're laughing at the situation in that way. Sometimes you laugh the pain away when things that happen are that crazy and nonsensical. Have to laugh to stop yourself from crying lol

@limedettol these type of parenting exist everywhere, and people are lying to themselves saying that it "worked"

@CardiTheTrainee @Klaw_Szn @jamesxfed @limedettol It's not just Black people. Can be anyone. It's ignorance, lack of emotion regulation skills, or sometimes sadism esp for those more wealthy.

This shit not even funny to me

@jamesxfed @limedettol Can happen with anyone who is ignorant about something or just plain ignorant. Recent story of a white woman beating her white child on the job with her, because he couldn't carry 40-pk water bottles youtu.be/bynZb7PCNW8?is…

@limedettol Has any white people here had to go through stuff like this? Or is it just our community

@MimiCrisiss Yo what the actual fuck? I don’t get people who don’t have any reason to do anything and then just make the choice for someone. People are so fucking retarded.

@_munchkinn Loaves are good for families that run through them. I barely eat bread now but my aunt made some bread recently and the next day my mom told me to freeze them or else.

Yall don’t find it crazy how quick bread be going bad ? Lmao like damn I’m suppose to eat the whole loaf in a week?? It’s just me

@pilllpoppaa @OhCoco I mean, in fairness, you are supposed to rinse and bleach it afterwards

Also *Empirrrrre...today*

Honestly a lot of phone numbers growing up can be recalled 😭 which is funny because all numbers after the height of cell phones, I can't remember. Like I only remember my first two house numbers. The third cannot stick.

I don't think this is specific to New York but my brain just started unlocking random numbers and their jingles from my subconscious lmao 800-588-2300 Empirrrrrre

@ABastard85 @womanhatttan @TanjyKbaby ??? Lmao I missed that turn of events apparently but all these numbers still etched in my brain.

@womanhatttan @TanjyKbaby That dude got put out of business because of prostitution. The female clown was doing balloon tricks & pies to the face, lol.

Wanna know if they’re a real New Yorker? Ask them what number is 1800-223-9797

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

@nstantvntage @Quamclips 😭

@Quamclips 21: “I’m behind em. Whatever he standin on I’m standin on too” Also 21:

21 Savage claims that he's the reason why Drake is beefing with so much people in the industry. He allegedly gassed Drake up to diss Kendrick Lamar, Future, Jay Z & Roc Nation, Serena Williams, Pharrell Williams, The Weeknd, TDE, ASAP Rocky, Rick Ross & half the industry.

@cptdankkk @MutantMatt0x $1k in wedding registry gifts or one big gift is more than enough and not regular for wedding guests. Just because they're siblings, does not mean they are now owed a percentage of your income especially when there will be future events and occasions to celebrate and gift.

@MutantMatt0x giving his bro $1k seems savage

Jalen Hurts breaks down how he spent his first $1,000,000 during his NFL rookie year • Philadelphia Eagles Gear — $1,000 • Fashion and Jewelry — $30,000 • Charity — $60,000 • Living Expenses — $30,000 • Business Fees — $20,000 • Self Care — $10,000 • Mom's House Repairs — $15,000 • Brother's Wedding Gift — $1,000 • Paying Off Used Car — $10,000 • Future Vacations — $15,000 • Sister's Tuition — $70,000 • Savings — $738,000

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