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Have you ever seen a British 21 year old? They look 47

There are people walking around RIGHT NOW who believe Artemis 2 is fake

@TheCCShowcast Do you know how voting works in Illinois?

The Obama Presidential Library is making people show and ID for proof of Illinois residency to get in for free. So, Illinois residents have to show an ID and prove who they are to get into a library for free but they don't have to prove who they are to vote in their elections.

Nice scatter plots

Happy Easter! 🐣 ✝️🙏

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@isaiah_bb What worse is someone ran against him, and lost. To fucking Jar Jar Binks

Do you guys think Jar Jar Binks was a liberal or a conservative when he was a galactic senator

@skumWgmi Why are you comparing a median with a minimum?

Median home price in 1971: $24,000 - Median home price today: $420,000 - Minimum wage in 1971: $1.60/hr - Minimum wage today: $7.25/hr Wages went up 4.5x. Houses went up 17.6x. This is not inflation. This is a transfer.

@mariohostios @DawnsMission Someone should tell my pharmacist then because I pay $0

@DawnsMission 1 year supply of 10000 fu nattokinase costs $70. Crestor is like $700/month.

Why hasn’t nattokinase replaced statins? Joe Rogan discussed a study where 1,062 people took it for a year. Ultrasound showed their arterial plaque shrank 36%. This enzyme stops new blockages and reverses existing plaque. Why not mainstream yet?

MAGA was right. They said if I voted for Kamala, gas prices would explode. National debt would triple and the US would be likely go to war with Iran. And they were right. I voted for Kamala. And sure enough. All of those things happened.

My new thing is listening to audio books at the gym

Harry Spotter and the Half-Rep Prince

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

Who knew that The Phantom Menace would be the most politically relevant movie of 2026?

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

@ddofinternet This is the best order: 4,5,1,2,3,6

I think I will watch Stars Wars for the first time ever. But which one do I watch first?

My gf: “how come you took kind of long to throw out the garbage” Me: “the sky was clear and I was looking up at the stars because they looked pretty” My gf: “how come you didn’t invite me?” Me: “do you wanna go look at the stars with me? It’s cold outside” My gf: “no”

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

I just hit my boss with a “mic muted LUL”