butter my cornflakes

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

I love how cats are just like “wow I am so happy right now time to vibrate”

kyle is like princess diana to me

Bitch always something in this country. Wrap this shit up by EOD housewives of Rhode Island is on tonight

and while we at it FUCK YOU TOO @chrisbrown

idk why but the second straight male friends catch a whiff of you being friends with desirable single women they start expecting you to provide them with Ghislaine level services

@chinfriess @lanajarae highkey

@lanajarae U lowkey needed to stfu and let Kory have her moment

no one will ever be as chaotic as our cast omg what do you mean we were doing this at the EMMYS

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

Watching "Paris is Burning" and realizing this is where all culture comes from

me looking at the old drag race finales filmed in theatres with actual fans and drag race alumni in the audience

drag race finales are so boring and it's even worse now that the stage is so hideous. bring back the theater, bring back a proper audience of sissies, and if you can't be arsed to do that at least bring back the reunion!

how pinterest felt like before their CEO got greedy and started showing me an ad after every pin

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

Turn that george harrison up white girl

nobody: me: they lip synced this on drag race