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Rashford won La Liga; Manchester United did not congratulate him. He called up for the world cup, he got no congratulations. Manchester United qualified for the UCL, he quoted to congratulate us and these rabid dogs were wailing on his tweet, saying he is famzing. Now that he made a thank you post to those that have helped him in the past 1 year, y'all are wailing he didn't mention Manchester United. Tell me the contributions Manchester United made towards his call up.

Me realizing everybody is replaceable, including me.

omo when you guide buy clothes o

I'm just a nigga you have fun with, i don’t think I'm boyfriend material.

You can't treat a player like a scapegoat, celebrate when he gets sold, and then demand a thank you note when he succeeds elsewhere. Rashford owes you nothing. Wetin dey really worry una sef?

Money is the new cultism, if you no get am you be Jew

Hansi Flick for Pep Guardiola. 🎩 “Pep is the best coach in the world, and he's proven that over the past ten years, year after year.” “Even when things weren't going well, he always knew how to handle the situation and manage it. He's delivered exceptional work” When we talk about philosophy, and the way he conveys his ideas…his teams always play at the highest level, and he always finds solutions to be better than the competitors.” “And when you look at the number of titles he's won, it's exceptional. And I greatly appreciate that I know him personally, because he really is an amazing person.” I wish him now to rest a little, and to take his time before returning, and I hope he does return, because he's still young enough to do that.”

@only1lf “My broski” 😂🫵🏾

@kikitovelasquez @_BNSL Bro let it go😭💔😂😂😂 he cooked your ass

@_BNSL That was such a weak response😂 2/10 try again

I doubt it. But she didn't do too badly because I am not on the internet begging strangers to replace her. That's a failure your mom has to live with 🙏🏾

@OutDaSandbox @Kgothatsoxo 😂😂

@Kgothatsoxo Ow why would Kendrick buy a blind nigga a car.😭😭😭😭

Kendrick can't even buy Ab Soul a Honda

Omo nobody actually put me on, i just dey try and fail, till i get am right

godforbid i date a broke woman

I spent years living like this (except the debt) looking at the ceiling fantasizing about exactly how I live now, everything eventually works out for the delusional optimist imo

Peter Gregory Obi will win the 2027 election!

@Alhajirostova 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💔

black person go collect apple from snake? 😭😂

Lmao. Na this man wey you go tell se you use N150m to cut grass or you shared N2 billion worth of palliatives. Your entire family go do jail be that.

Drake gifted Randy, aka “nyflavaaa” a brand new Cadillac Escalade, leaving him in tears 🔥 They also got to ride along with Drake while they all sang “Janice stfu” from ICEMAN.

@PoojaMedia See rage bait 😂

The GOATs & League Titles; Ronaldo; - Premier League - La Liga - Serie A - Saudi League Messi; - La Liga

the way you carry yourself dey very important. nor be only rich man them dey respect.

When they say this, they fail to realise that Tinubu has just one term left that he's promising to use in fixing the country 😂