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@nocontextmemes >went to london >immediately had a mental breakdown checks out

@johnhonda567 @bluelifeblood @rkitchencels the stuff under his finger nails IS from his penis. guy doesn’t wash it

@bluelifeblood @rkitchencels You should see what he does with his penis

@MQCcape @Kingcannibal12 @trappdepot @DailyLoud gotta hate that autocorrect lifestyle

@Kingcannibal12 @trappdepot @DailyLoud Nah it’s autocorrect

man walked into a Turkish government building and attacked an employee with a cleaver

@ElJudioSefardit @rkitchencels well it certainly makes a statement

@rkitchencels What do u even do in that situation. Just k yourself in front of her?

@Georgeisbasic @centregoals i remember when rage bait used to be believable💔

@centregoals why does he Carvajal have the ego of Ronaldo but is genuinely such a mid player. has he actually played a game of football since 2024? such an unlikable player and is the embodiment of what Real Madrid is right now

🚨🚨| Footage shows Trent walking back instead of tracking back, with Dani Carvajal reacting on the bench. He mocks it by copying Trent’s slow walk with his fingers. 🫣

@Ayo_olukya @TouchlineX @ShadrachOladele @MailSport lets just ignore the arsenal fans that have been saying the league’s been wrapped up for the last 5 months

@TouchlineX @ShadrachOladele @MailSport You haven’t won the league yet it’s too early to start talking nonsense. Rodri is injured you couldn’t put more than one goal past Burnley. Nobody asked you to start talking Nonsense when you still got 5 games to go!

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jeremy Doku: "We knew that by winning that Carabao Cup Final, we would hit them [Arsenal] mentally." — @MailSport

@emilyydrives @NoContextBrits nahh you can easily peel that back off and put it back on. it looks loose enough

@NoContextBrits Is it bad that I’d scrape it off and put it back on?

@GreenTextRepost penis inspection day was normally done by my uncle. haven’t seen him since i was 8 but he was a nice guy

anon's nightmare

@nick_gerr67 @reddit_lies the usual suspects upset with this one

@reddit_lies Thanks to LLMs it's easy to learn how to mod

I miss Notch

@DailyLoud a visual representation of arsenal every year in the title race

Man won the Delaware marathon after sprinting to the finish as his opponent was celebrating, thinking he won

a visual representation of arsenal every year in the title race

@ShineMo40710472 @RealPostFolder raw one end of the scale, burnt black to a crisp on the other end of the scale. but after the first month you get some beautiful beef wellingtons

@RealPostFolder You the first three weeks of every season:

Hells Kitchen, next

@daily_romania could probably still do a better job than liam rosenior rn

First female football manager to take charge of a game in Europe's top five leagues loses against a team on a 12-game losing streak

@DortmundLensID @nocontextfooty there’s no way you just named a woman coach in the same sentence as klopp and guardiola💀💀

@nocontextfooty Literally union play better with her. Stats don't lie. Union just not lucky today. Klopp and Guardiola aren't built in one night. Some men are just pathetic

@reddit_lies who wrote this, ricky lafleur?

"Urethra is the fucc hole" That's enough internet for the moment.

@PolymarketSport @___DD9___ talk about walking right into a trap

🚨ON THIS DAY: 12 teams announced they were breaking away to create the SUPER LEAGUE. 1 of them is currently in a relegation battle.

@MbayaDauda @TouchlineX jesus christ nigerians really are a disease

@TouchlineX Let's see what Camavinga is going to cook for us

🚨 BAD NEWS for Bayern Munich, Camavinga is coming on!

@found_it_funny what happened on the 10th of october 2001?

@ywomendeservles 24 years old? what, 24 light years?

@GreenTextRepost jay cartwright did the same thing

@ShitpostReels must’ve been that damn wind again