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@Buccigross Bucci how about a RT for this 5 year old goal and celly!

The best “whoops”

@J_Swish24 They were talking to the President

Just sitting here thinking about different shit and last week during Evander Kane’s 1000th game celebration in Vancouver not one former teammate was featured in his congratulatory video. NOT 1!! Buddy has only played on six teams. Not one guy wanted to toss together a 32 second video? Now I don’t know the guy from a pot of piss but that ain’t a great look. I asked one former teammate of his and he said “he’s a good dude when he’s sleeping”. That’s actually a made up direct quote but you have to wonder.. -People’s

Breaking News: Barstool has tracked down Vrabel and Russini’s friends who were with them in Sedona. I think the internet owes them an apology. Clearly not what people have portrayed. Amazing how another angle can change the perception all together. You be the judge.

@HackswithHaggs Really going out there Hags 80 Games in

The Bruins have signed James Hagens to a three-year entry level deal starting this season. Super talented, obviously. He will certainly be impactful on the PP, but I am a bit skeptical as to how much of an impact he's going to make otherwise to the B's this season.

Celtics Head Coach, Joe Mazzulla, is the man He called Derrick White on his Birthday, in JULY, and this is what he said “He’s like ‘Happy birthday man…Everybody thinks we’re going to suck, I love it, and then hangs up.” Absolutely hilarious 😆

@MikeMutnansky When do they come for Cora - second in errors and guys not hustling out grounders in 9th

That's weird I can't find one word in the John Henry-owned Boston Globe about Red Sox fans chanting "Sell The Team" on back-to-back days at Fenway Park. Seems like a pretty big story

Swayman yanked - currently at Sully’s Tap with a 32 oz PBR - with half a game to go. @NHLBruins

Keith Tkachuk gives his own personal advice to current and future youth hockey parents 👀 "Relax ... your kid's not gonna be the next Sidney Crosby or Connor McDavid."

@LouMerloni Go down to Brad’s or Elmhurst Pub

I need a drink

@MengsMullet The cook

I hate Silvio Dante. Every scene he's in feels like an SNL sketch where Fred Armisen plays a mobster. Also, Father Rintintintola.

@KD_IceBerg @kolbra28 Need more than one goal boys

@kolbra28 soft goal in a close tilt #nhlbruins #softsway

@DonOrsillo We will always have the pizza toss

Thank you to my friend #HOF Jim Rice for coming in to see me today ❤️

@jemelehill Nah

Probably should have mentioned Dawn Staley by name.

Yea I was just talkin to the president

Geno is now that grandfather you can’t trust to be alone @UConnWBB

Can’t name a movie Meryl Streep is in. Sorry - Always thought her and Glen Close were same actress. Glen Close was in Fatal Attraction

@Wingmenpod Things not to say on a podcast “You stole my crocs” #bigwalt

Not even NHL'ers can escape the dad tax 🤷😂

@HackswithHaggs Pretty sure the reason D never step is because of the rules -

It's time for Hampus Lindholm to wake up and realize he's playing in an NHL game today. He just stood and watched as 2 or 3 Blue Jackets players (understandably) roughed up Pastrnak after the late shot. To the point his helmet was knocked off. He looks very disengaged in this one

@BostonCream Grogan

Do you ever just miss an old Patriots player?

@chadgun @NHLMedia @Rupper17 Shut up, dork