Chris Rosenau

Just learned there are “living funerals”. Every party I have from now on will be billed this way.

This is amazing.

This Nathan’s hot dog eating contest lightning delay begs the question: how can anyone actually watch regular ESPN?

Imagine how much better the hot dog contest would be if it was actualy in a lightning storm. Why are we delaying something for being too awesome

It’s so cool how the Supreme Court is so non-partisan. #psychopaths

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

Like poop in a lake? Like Canadian forest fires? How about boLth? #Milwaukee @danieltspack

Makeup artist Mimi Choi created a unique style contaminated by patterns and textures from surreal paintings and illusionary masters such as Salvador Dalí and M.C. Escher, in a perpetually impressive confusing perspective [site: mimichoimakeup.com]

I’ve never understood why more people don’t make plans to get together and listen to an album the way people get together to watch a movie

Seems about right. 50F drop in a weekend topped off with some more snow as a bonus. !!!?

@RustySutton Fact!

@rosno If it’s that close you should be able to hear Bob’s amps just fine from your living room. 🔊🤘🏻

This is insane. This is a 42 second walk from my house.

There's simply nothing that can be done about mass shootings except the things that work in every other civilized country

A computer interface that doesn’t care what religion you are or is you have a lisp: Interfaith

Hey @limebike, March in Wisconsin is what we call #fakespring…the real spring doesn’t start until ~ mid April.

Fool, fool. You’ve got to bleed for the dancer.

Tough to think of a better vibe than eating vegan sausages and drinking manhattans and listening to For Those About To Rock by @acdc at @VANGUARDMKE.

Masterful. …and yes goosebumps here too!

@ATCreatures @barrypaulclark_ @PetSmart Yeah, which @PetSmart, Barry? Good question, Tom.

@barrypaulclark_ @PetSmart Which one?

I’m blasting Sunn O))) in my car while my trunk is open waiting for a curbside pickup of a huge amount of cat litter (I have 3 cats) from @PetSmart so I can give these helpful employees something to discuss amongst themselves at 6:30pm in a pet supplies store on a Saturday night.