Joe Rouse

Well folks, I am off to Bluesky, where I'll be bringing back #literarybirthdays and focusing on positive things... bsky.app/profile/joerou…

@joerogan How was sucking Trump’s mushroom this morning? Being 5’2”, I’m sure it was nice not having to kneel.

@joerogan How was sucking Trump’s mushroom this morning? It must be nice, being 5’1” so you don’t even have to kneel.

@ratlpolicy I cannot imagine how small your dick is.

As I explained in my latest essay, there is a sizable faction of the American media that is trying to imagine & incept a reality in which America is losing this war. Regardless of their motive, the end result is the same: rooting for Iran. rationalpolicy.com/p/an-imaginati…

@Timodc @esaagar At long last? Who was longing for this? How could you have this asshole on your pod? Jesus, you’re getting as tedious as you were shit-talking Obama for years on MSNBC, Tim. I can think of a million ways I’d rather waste an hour.

Today's pod @esaagar at long last. We discuss all things Iran War, whether MAGA is a lifestyle brand, his Epstein theories, mass deportations, Trump RAGRETS (he has a few), whether he's low key sharia, weed/gambling/strippers & neocons v jingoists. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/episode/7I6vtn…

@itsrosesm Hirell. No lie.

WHAT was your grandmother's name... I'm looking for a vintage girl's name. Not Doris.

If it wasn’t for stupid ass entitled white fuckers, Nazis wouldn’t win anything either.

@mitchellvii Nice crappy AI bullshit, you douchebag.

I'm looking forward to every Democrat candidate in a swing district having to OWN Comrade Zohran.

@TheFakeDugout Doesn’t the OFFENSE block for their QB, you dumb fuck?

🚨 BREAKING: Bengals defense reportedly allergic to protecting Joe Burrow, sources claim they "break out in hives when asked to block." 🤧🏈 Burrow seen ordering industrial-strength bubble wrap. #NFL #Bengals

You know what I like about @elonmusk? A B S O L U T E L Y N O T H I N G.

Truth.

Heroic WW2 veteran breaks down in an interview: "The things we fought for, died for, have all gone down the drain. Our country's going to hell in a hand basket." "We haven't got the country we had when I was growing up."

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” #KurtVonnegut #literarybirthdays

“Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” #KurtVonnegut #literarybirthdays

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” #KurtVonnegut #literarybirthdays

“Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time.” #FyodorDostoevsky #literarybirthdays

“Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.” #FyodorDostoevsky #literarybirthdays

“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” #FyodorDostoevsky #literarybirthdays

They literally voted for tariffs to lower inflation. That's how fucking dumb they are.

@vancemeek You are wrong. The Bengals will never, EVER win a Superbowl. From a 51 year Cincinnatian, and therefore, suffering Bengals fan.

The Bengals will never, ever win a Super Bowl under Zac Taylor. I guarantee it.