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I hereby declare this stone Earth's first ever Turing Potato.

Found a large stone at the bottom of a plant pot in our back garden. By the Grace of God, today marks the day that an Earthly object passed a test of of ability to exhibit intelligent behaviour equivalent to that of a potato.

The age of innocence, inspiration, hope and optimism: Danny, Bruno, Leroy, Doris, Ms Lydia, Mr Shorofsky: where are you? The world needs you now more so than ever before. youtube.com/watch?v=flCdTu…

Can confirm the AI revolution has finally arrived. At last figured out an effective way of devocalising The Smiths only live performance of "Some girls ..." to reveal the magic of Marr/Rourke on what has to be THE greatest rolling guitar riff of all time: youtube.com/watch?v=tyRoTg…

@Gert Hello! Gosh, like getting the old band back together.

@route79 Good grief, you're a blast from the past! Hello!

How I wish - how I wish you were here ...

Digital nostalgia I guess. I should be asking you the same Q Strop.

@UKPowerNetworks power cut in NW9?

@safiaqureshi Ah yes, match funding. Although twice the award seems like a low grant rate, is it Innovate UK?

It's raining lightly at this moment in time.

Feeling Hofstadter: I like this because it's a retweet of a tweet containing an image of poster of an image of a sign. The message at the heart of it is written onto the 4th layer down (onto the poster), but its meaning surfaces higher than all layers in which it's incorporated.

A fine-looking bunch. Congratulations to the team.

Way to go team!

@UKPowerNetworks Yes please - hoe do I do that?

@route79 Hi, really sorry we have 2 large power cuts in the area. Engineers are en route and looking to have power back between 13:00 and 14:00. Would you like to be set up for our free text message service? Dave

@UKPowerNetworks Two short-duration power cuts in the last hour in NW9 - what's happening?

Systemic #sexism abounds. 2 delegates who contribute in their own way to ensuring a future where wildlife and people thrive, both holding the same qualifications and yet one is defined by their marital status on a conference badge as decided by an admin asst. Appalled.

Pausing at the junction of 5th and 42nd

Wow, now officially worthy! twitter.com/sensingfeeling…

@UKPowerNetworks Power cut in NW London NW9 ??? 11:24pm

@UKPowerNetworks there was a power cut at 11:24pm in north west London - NW9