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@rovetastic

I like cute shit and getting excited about things.

Katılım Aralık 2014
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I’m being kinda mean, but she messed with my family. Fuck that bitch, I hope her kids are ugly.
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Potato baby update: Every picture of the father is worse, he’s a weird lumpy potato they couldn’t sell in a grocery store.
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My brother’s awful ex had twins with a guy that looks like a potato. Of course they gave the babies stupid, rhyming names. So glad my nephew is a golden-doodle.
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(My bonus-nephews are human children and cute af)
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
The new Cyber Truck looks like it was designed in Inventor by someone that isn’t very good at solid modeling.
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@katiejoyofosho There was a laundry soap commercial about not having dingy underwear at the ER
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
I keep messing up on Duolingo by mixing up the English words and reading them backwards. Most recent was “your” vs “very”
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
My neighbor is teaching her brother how to ride a bike and he looks so excited. 🥰
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
Forwarding esoteric emails to 1800 people doesn’t make anyone want to use Yammer. It just confuses the Australians.
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
@MicrosoftViva please please please stop forwarding random emails to my entire company. Your marketing strategy is even worse than the product.
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
In order to drive engagement(?), @MicrosoftViva forwarded a random email to my entire fucking company. People are messaging me from other countries asking what’s going on.
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Computers were a mistake
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🌽🤡💶@rovetastic·
An email I sent on Monday has somehow been automatically forwarded to my entire company. My whole day is going to be responding to people that I fucked up but am not a phishing scam.
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femdad@femdad69420·
in the future, the "gender" section on ID cards will be marked with a small illustration for 1 of 3 options: - cartoon dog (female) - cartoon dog with eyelashes and a pink bow (male) - Douglas (nonbinary)
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The street sweeper picked up the leaves instead of blowing them back up on the sidewalk!! This is the exciting city life I dreamed of as a child.
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@MothraMissWorld Potato chips get sorted by size, all the really big ones go into party-sized bags.
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