serotonin mami

Get it together or die trying.

@abbyadesanya it was me

literally who bought muppets from space on my amazon

He bit Bloomberg’s hand! Was dropped from great heights by Bill DeBlasio! Put some respect on Charles G. Hogg’s name!!!!!

Hearing a whole lot of Staten Island Chuck slander today, I don’t like that

That one Marc by Marc PanAm bag had me in a chokehold for years!!!!!!

I SPOKE UP AT THE SALON !!!😩😩🥳🥳🥳

@mwspence jesus christ

Have never posted an email on this site and will probably delete in 2 sec. But today I tip my hat to a man absolutely losing his shit in a weekslong, one-sided conversation with himself inside my inbox:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze

@offbeatorbit !!!!!

Well, our whirlwind wedding made it to Vogue, lads 🥲 vogue.com/slideshow/ashl…

bacc in my day.. having a North Face was like having a moncler 😂😂

Just remembered that last night I told a guy (in his late 20s!) that I’m 34 and he said “wow, black don’t crack”

Formal request for brands to leave the “big _____ energy” setup alone indefinitely, we’ve seen enough

Ahhh 😍 Beyoncé with the incredible nod to the iconic Ms. Pat Cleveland at Halston’s Studio 54 disco bash in 1977

“wow you’re a writer! what are you working on?!” my will to live bitch

@geometricsleep i wish you could have heard the way i hollered for Cam to hit pause and rewind

Why is this D.B. Cooper docuseries commentator sitting in the same hallway where Beyoncé got in formation

Yet again

Two hours and twenty minutes into a 3-hour class on narcissism and we haven’t gotten past personal introductions

@abbyadesanya not ours

@roxannefequiere no fr whose side are they on

that is exactly what it means