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LA County’s reply that they are “trying to figure it out” re: the endless erroneous evacuation messages is the most IT response I’ve ever heard.

If you donate to cali fire relief efforts, that's rad, BUT IT'S INSANE THAT ANYONE HAS TO DONATE their hard earned money to a state that gets so much tax money from its citizens. We've normalized charities and kind people stepping in when the state government fails.

every year, thanksgiving is just a reminder that I cannot be left alone with french onion dip

Waking up on October 1st

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?

@Misss_mad @FilmUpdates 😱😱😱😱

‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ movie will reportedly begin filming in the middle of this year. t.ly/flMC2

Why is the Inspector Gadget theme song stuck in my head?

A man opening an umbrella wearing flip flops is the most California in the rain thing I’ve seen today.

WHY

@rachelmajich WHAT THE FUCK

Waking up wide awake at 5a…is not the kind of life I’m looking to live.

What did I do to deserve 2 styes in 1 eye?

@xfurnx @palmalamf GOD. ITS UNREAL.

@palmalamf @roxannnne “YOOOO! what’s good! i know you didn’t reply to my DMs and texts, figured you’re busy n all but I’m out front, fam”

It’s the way the random text after not hearing from people in a year+ covering for a guest list request still happens on the regular that still somehow surprises me.

@rachelmajich Incredibly psychotic

i have the anxiety of a small prey animal

I don’t want to girl boss any longer I want to girl rot