Roy Taylor

Comic Relief has been criticised for giving £400,000 to a charity helping illegal immigrants fight deportation. Plank Of The Week returns tonight at 7pm! @Iromg @willgeddes @dailysamara1

@BarackObama Maybe some of the rules need rewriting.

Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.

@SkySports never heard such Manchester United arse kissing commentary in all my life. Volume down. You're both useless.

@HIPPOWASTE great service as usual this week. Megabag collected from ifold in West Sussex. Thankyou

@astonmartin I was very lucky to borrow an Aston Martin Vanquish from one of my clients to take my son to his prom. It was a privilege to drive one of your cars and made my son feel very special. Thankyou for making special machines.

@ChelsTransfer He's immature with a bad attitude. I'd take 10m

🔵 Should Chelsea sell Nicolas Jackson to Newcastle if they bid £65m?

@TheAA_UK fantastic service from you today. Broke down this morning just before Rotherham 11am (turbo issue). Back home and vehicle safe before 1pm. Thankyou

@BBCNews 🤷🏼‍♂️

Mum faces £50k medical bill over insurance error bbc.in/3V4PV6z

It’s dead simple this. It’s all about contact. Clearly enough for Jota to go down. Whereas Toney was obviously not touched at all. There’s no conspiracy. Officials are not biased in favour of the Red Men. Get it right! #YMCA

@PicturesFoIder That driver was also going too fast

that drivers reaction time saved his life 🤯

@ChrisMoyles Spent most of my 20's working in jobs I hated. Listening to you guys in the mornings helped get me through my days. Thanks x

“Remember Remember…” (It was 20 years ago today…)

@Novotel_FR Thankyou for your reply. I have just sent an email.

@roystuarttaylor Hello, We are so sorry for this situation. We invite you to can contact our customer service at this email address directly : customercare@accor.com Thanks a lot, Team Novotel France

@Novotel_FR I have had a very nice stay until passports and cash stolen from my room! Need to stay in paris another night as British embassy is closed. As it is clear this has been done by a member of staff as there was no damage to our door, I was expecting some help with a discounted room. No! Full price. No help. Upset and disappointed.

@SimonBrodkin Beware the judderman my Prince when the moon is fat....

🏆 Best caption wins a pair of tickets to one of my 20 extra tour shows.

@BBCNews Thanks bbc news

Man builds University of East Anglia halls out of Lego bbc.in/3G9mklj

@hwinkler4real loving the audio book. Any plans to visit the UK for signings? 🙂

@talkSPORT Zola

When we say magician, which player instantly comes to mind? 🤔

@TheCoopLive joke...I want my £1 back

@BBCNews OK, I'll bite... Nope, deleted tweet.

Rent rises: Man living on mum's sofa says there is 'no escape' bbc.in/4031EVm

@TrollFootball @DuncanRoby

Manchester United starting XI next season