Old Blue Eyes (Pope)

There's beauty in a stacked pile of cordwood.

@Stabat_Mater7 Thanks!

MAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA GREAT AGAIN

@taynia_taynia I want to go back in time

@rpuffinstuff2 Ugh. I've found the same for every doctor and appt of every kind. They also like to set the pre-registration texts to auto send at midnight.

The dentist thinks it’s important to text, email, and call me about my appointment

@RoseannLongo Probably on its way!

@rpuffinstuff2 What? No carrier pigeon ?

@NHBullmoose They’re nice people and all but it’s entirely too much.

@rpuffinstuff2 Mine too! He's very clingy.

@0remvs @MerriamWebster What do they know?

@rpuffinstuff2 @MerriamWebster I knew Webster was wrong

Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.

@0remvs @MerriamWebster Diarrhoea

@MerriamWebster @rpuffinstuff2 please verify

Cohencidence

@kevxcollins Banger

@2Finkle89738 Think you’ll get the chair?

I have court today at 6pm because I got a warning for my expired tags and then I didn’t show up to court in June because I got the tags. I was like fuck them they can see in their system I got it done. Anyways the warrant for my arrest says you can’t not go so. See you at 6

@EVR_Forge @BuffaloRon Rather cheeky statement

@BuffaloRon It'll wipe out entire towns. (@rpuffinstuff2 your turn)

Diarrhea is gonna win. Runs in the family

@Bashkaai Oh crap

@rpuffinstuff2 How do we go about stopping Mr. Mather?

Reminder outdoor enthusiasts: Cotton Kills

Cousin was out on a hike and got et by a big foot. fr fr no cap

@theblessedsalt Nah. I only need a vowel.

Anybody wanna buy a kidney?

@keto_mandy Agreed.

@rpuffinstuff2 Surprisingly, Orlando wasn’t bad at all. It’s supposed to be a terrible experience but everything ran smoothly this morning. Dallas, OTOH, is stupid right now.

DFW airport: everything is late, and my gate changed twice already, from one end to the other. I’ve walked this entire stupid terminal multiple times. 😩

BOY SEES WITH HIS EAR!!! - Weekly World News

@BoeingB52BUFF Your mom?

What has made the B-52 last so long in service?