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@healthnutritipz video is retarted

The World's Healthiest Foods vs The Worst Ones

@michaelsikand @grok what are the best stocks that will benefit

This is insane. The $1.5T U.S. defense budget lays out $75B for drones. The combined market cap of U.S. pure play drone primes like $AVEX $AVAV $KRATOS is $27B.

@officer_Lew Actually teaching?

@rdd147 People are so retarted how long does it take for a cow to grow to a point where they can be butchered? Now do the math (if you can)

The $16 Biden TBone you bitched about is now the $30 Trump TBone

@MultiversoTM Sean Connery - easy

¿A que no sabes quién es el de en medio?

@SquirrelRanger1 @johnnymaga hes joking. But its tough for retards to understand that

@johnnymaga You do realize that Oz is telling Cokehead Junior that he and his father are both dumb as shit, right, princess?

Dr. Oz tells Don Jr.: “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells.” “We were on Air Force one the other day and he’s got an orange Fanta on the desk… he tells me it’s fresh-squeezed.”😭

@menscoach1 get yourself GF

My wife cheated on me after 10 years of marriage. She had an affair with her gym trainer, and it lasted a year. She cried and begged for forgiveness. I stayed for our two young kids. That was 2 years ago, but the pain is still fresh. I am consumed by anger every day. The images replay nonstop. I hate my marriage. I hate my wife. I hate myself. I feel like I’ve lost direction. I don’t know where to go... or where to stop. How do I stop hating myself... for who I’ve become? --From my Dm, give him some advice.

@tradewithcong Microsoft is at 384 rn

Recently: Rep. Josh Gottheimer made a massive ~$1M purchase of $MSFT (Microsoft) call options Key facts: - The strike price is $320, with an expiration date of 6/18/2026 - He served as GM of Corporate Strategy at Microsoft from 2012-2015 - $MSFT is down ~0.05% since his entry (meaning you could technically enter at a similar price) If anyone in Congress knows a thing or two about Microsoft, it's him

@PeteHustle @CinemaTweets1 Typical retard cowboys fan

@CinemaTweets1 Classic flick. She kills Bacon at end. Satisfying ending.

The River Wild is one of my personal favorite Meryl Streep films, even though I acknowledge it might not be more most popular or her most critically acclaimed. This is vintange ‘90s filmmaking that’s far from perfect but super damn entertaining. Meryl’s career is insanely deep.

@FluorescentGrey Faggotry is such a sad infliction

1 year ago Alex Garland was dead to me, dead as a doornail after making this movie

@Benking443 Might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

Most chaotic action scene ever. 🔥 How he took them all out is crazy

@BrandonStraka Mine I a hybrid so foam and springs . Have had it for 4 years still feels just as good as it did day one

Man cuts open a $5,000 Tempur-Pedic mattress, claiming it’s just glued foam inside and not worth the price. "just a bunch of foam... not worth anywhere close to $5,000"

@Camsiyonna1 Shit was lame af

Enjoy the greatest naval battle ever shown on television 🍿🎬🔥

@_EagleTimes well, he thought wrong

“I thought we were gonna dog the Eagles… that 49ers Super Bowl team was better than the Eagles Super Bowl team.” Former Chiefs DE Charles Omenihu comparing the 2023 49ers to the 2024 Eagles 👀 Thoughts?

@pheaglescentral @ThePhillyPod Guy clearly is low IQ aka retarted

“I thought we were gonna dog [the Eagles]… That 49ers Super Bowl team was better than the Eagles [Super Bowl] team.” — Former #Chiefs DE Charles Omenihu on losing to the Eagles in Super Bowl 59 (H/T: @ThePhillyPod)

@AutismCapital It’s been barley a month

This is honestly getting tiring. Just attack them or leave them alone. This is exhausting. Shit or get off the pot.

@The_Big_Chifa_ Might be a homosexual

I think we can all agree this is the best military series ever.. the missions & moments in between just hit different.

@nflrums This means they wont be doing that

🚨🚨The #Eagles are expected to trade up for a WR in the 1st round

@AbuHafsah1 Their savages. All seems fair

This dog of Australia: Allegedly machine-gunned a prisoner with a prosthetic leg in the back. He is also accused of pressuring an inexperienced junior SAS soldier to execute an elderly unarmed Afghan detainee ("blood the rookie"). The prosthetic leg was reportedly taken as a souvenir and used by some soldiers as a drinking vessel. Allegedly kicked an unarmed civilian (named Ali Jan, a father of six) off a cliff, then directed subordinates to shoot him dead at the bottom. Why was Australia in Afghanistan in the first place?

@monkeyteacher79 @RiseOfAlberta @BeaumontHamel Would take a week

@RiseOfAlberta @BeaumontHamel Couldn’t even take Iran. Or Afghanistan or Vietnam or North Korea. But sure, they will take Canada……

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