Brig R S Pathania, Veteran. 🇮🇳

OK. Some had asked me to post the video of my bungy jump. Well here it is. AJ Hackett Bungy Jump site, Kawarau, Queenstown, New Zealand. @RajputanaShiv 😊

@BipsBak @OpSindoorX Congratulations sir. More accolades to you 😊👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Privileged to be quoted on India's Dynamic Response Doctrine. Evolved post Uri 2016, employed Balakote 2019 and @OpSindoorX 2025. New doctrine unveiled for the first time in Redlines Redrawn, book on Operation Sindoor released by Army Chief Gen Dwivedi open.substack.com/pub/coloneldra…

@PiushSharma28 @DrAlkaRay2 🫡🫡

जाते जाते तुमने, आवाज़ तो दी होगी🙏 भाई 🙏😥

@MumukshuSavitri Please please do share the recipe 😋🙏🏼

Unlocked god-level chhole masala with methi and the crispiest suji and rice flour pooris today - but it took me almost 2 hours to make it. Goodness - it is delicious though. Will share the recipe later for those willing to do the work. #SavitriCooks

@MushtaqBilalPhD Bloody hilarious. Haven’t laughed so hard in some time. 😂🤣

Recently, a Pakistani friend of mine (we'll call him Danial) got a postdoc at the Lund University in Sweden. We met at his office for coffee. I congratulated him and we caught up. "I need you to do me a favor, Mushtaq," he said. "Of course." "Please don't tell anyone in my family or friends that I work at the Lund University," he said. "Why? What happened?" "Man, just don't mention where I work especially if a mutual friend asks," he said. I was taken aback initially. But then I put two and two together and realized why he didn't want me to tell anyone about his workplace. In Pakistan, the word "lund" means penis. Being the reliable friend that I am, the very next day I rang up Danial's dad and eight of our mutual friends. I told them that Danial was doing well in Sweden and dropped the name of his university ever so nonchalantly. Things went exactly as planned. His dad called him and asked how he was settling in at the Schlong Institute of Dick Studies. Another friend asked Danial how his project would contribute to the research at the Weiner Academy of Sausage Sciences. Every few days, someone from Pakistan calls him to ask how his research at the Phallus Institute of Dong Dynamics is going, or if he was looking for a permanent job at the Johnson Institute for Shaft Studies. He has started looking for a new job. Since Lund was causing Danial all sorts of problems I decided to help him. The poor thing took all this Lund stuff really badly. Apparently, some of our friends tried setting him up with a beautiful British-Paksitani woman, Yasmine, who was visiting Copenhagen. Now Danial has limited social skills when it comes to women and Yasmine was way out of his league. Yet he was able to charm her somehow and took her out for a date in a trendy restaurant in Copenhagen. Things came to a head when she asked him where he was currently based. "Lund," he said. "I wasn't sure initially, but now I quite like Lund." She thought he was a closeted gay looking for a lavendar marriage and was trying to deceive her. She got up, threw her wine in his face, and stormed out of the restaurant but not before yelling "You sick little perverted motherfucker" in the poshest British accent. Anyway, I decided to help him get out of Lund. I asked my colleagues here in Danish academia if they were hiring any researchers. Søren, one of my colleagues, said that he was. A marine ecologist, he had recently won a big grant to conduct research in the North Sea. I showed Søren Danial's Google Scholar profile. He was clearly impressed. "He's exaclty the kind of researcher we need," Søren said. So, I rang up Danial and told him that Søren here in Copenhagen is interested in hiring him. "Yes," He said without even letting me finish. "I'll take the job. Just get me out of Lund, man, it's hard, Lund's hard." I told Søren that Danial was willing to accept the job. As we parted, I asked him what his research project was about. "Effekten af ​​bundtrawl i Nordsøen," Søren replied in Danish. In English, this means "The effect of bottom trawling in Nordic sea." The only problem with this is that the Danish word for bottom is "bund." In Pakistan, bund means buttocks. Danial will join Søren's project in a few weeks. This time around I'm not going to tell his father or our friends anything about his job. Just kidding. I've already told them and they've started working on names like Keister Institute of Booty Sciences. It's going to be great I also took the opportunity to update Yasmine about Danial's upcoming project on bundtrawling. "I knew it," she said. "I already knew it."

@Kutch2Kibithu Interesting

Just for the record. Iran has no embassy in the US. It has a Consular section that operates out of the Pakistan Embassy in Washington. Get the dynamic??

@MumukshuSavitri 🤣🤣

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@MumukshuSavitri @Manik_M_Jolly My God!! You are a walking, talking Encyclopedia on India and its history and culture. I salute you 🫡

@CestMoiz @Anubakshi8 🫡🫡

Today is the 107th birthday of Marshal of the Air Force - Arjan Singh - A much loved legend! Sharing some photos of his from my collection, sourced from here and there on the www

@MumukshuSavitri @onlymilind1 @sardesairajdeep Ye nahi sudhrega. He has been brainwashed beyond repair or is on their payroll. 🤬🤬

You are truly a sick mind. I bet if the accused were Hindus you would have been screaming for their blood by now. But because the perps are Muslim, suddenly you throw doubt on the whole case in an underhanded attempt to discredit the Hindu victims. The only AGENDA here is yours and we know all too well what that agenda is You are fooling nobody with your sudden love for justice. No matter how hard scum like you try to divert attention to save the predatory fanatics who implemented this corporate love Jihad - they will pay for their crimes. And we will keep outraging till real justice is served.

IMPORTANT: twist in Nashik TCS story? All the more important to have a proper, transparent inquiry and not an investigation driven by social media outrage. JUSTICE must be done based on FACTS and not an AGENDA. indianexpress.com/article/cities…

@sardesairajdeep You continue your third rate reporting relentlessly don’t you?? The only twist I can think of is the one I’d like to put in your neck for such utter rubbish. 🤬🤬

@ShefVaidya @AditiIndiaFirst This. Anytime. 😊🙏🏼

Pardon me for turning this platform into Instagram over the next few days, but want to show the world that advertising can also be done using very Indian colours, designs, motifs, backdrop and a happy traditional vibe. Do tell me frankly, would you prefer this kind of advertising for Hindu festivals or do you want to see sad, unsmiling faces in washed out colours and no Hinduness? #NoBindiNoBusiness #sareeswag

@BipsBak @adgpi @operatonsindoor Yup. Saw it in the magazine when I travelled by AI recently. Congratulations 🥳

Our book featured in Air India inflight magazine March 2026 and IndiGo February ! Happy to bring you the book on Operation Sindoor. Redlines Redrawn- Get it on Amazon amazon.in/Redlines-Redra… #OperationSindoor2 @adgpi @operatonsindoor

@firefurycorps Truly outstanding achievement. More power to Deeksha and other women of the Armed Forces. 🫡🫡

Nari Shakti: Fire and Fury Corps Lieutenant Deeksha Tripathi successfully completed the ARMY MARTIAL ARTS ROUTINE (AMAR) COURSE at AIPT, Pune as the first female combatant to qualify the same. Renowned as one of the most challenging courses, the AMAR course rigourously tests the limits of physical endurance and mental resilience. Lt Deeksha not only withstood its relentless demands but with sheer grit, perseverance and determination excelled with flying colours. #Narishakti @adgpi @NorthernComd_IA @artrac_ia @prodefleh @ANI

@SajidaK47155 Emily you are beautiful. 😍👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

This is my daughter, Emily. Vitiligo doesn't take away her beauty.if you agree, please write "You are beautiful" for her

@37VManhas @anuradhakurup 🫡🫡

MAJOR MANISH SINGH was shot in encounter in #Kashmir, with terrorists in 2012. Hit with bullets in his spine, he is paralyzed chest downwards & is undergoing physiotherapy session. Join me in wishing Manish happy birthday on his 37th birthday today & pray for his early recovery.

@indian_soldier 🫡🫡

Can we pray for this youngster !! 🙏🙏 Capt Aman, 22 yr old, left the world this morning in J & K. 🫡🫡 Travel well boy. Om Shanti. JAI HIND! 🇮🇳🇮🇳

@MumukshuSavitri @Swamy39 @__Amoxicillin_ Agree 100%. A case of khisayani billi khamba noche. A brilliant man gone senile with greed for what? A ministry, recognition, fame…? Your greatness would have been in silence. 🤐

@Swamy39 @__Amoxicillin_ Truly pathetic how you are grasping at straws and speaking Pappu's language today. More than you being delusional, it's people like me who used to think you were brilliant that have been completely disillusioned.

#Siachen. The true final frontier.

@MumukshuSavitri Absolutely. Been having this with a dash of honey and sometimes a few black peppers too. Instant relief. Everyone is jumping onto this bandwagon now. What our ancestors have been using since centuries.

Welcome to the most basic form of Kaadha 🙄😂

@voxya_ Third rate companies. Thanks for the heads up. Will avoid for sure. 🤬🤬

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