tuna purse

@_Sean7_ @DarcyHumphries

What is your most depraved habit mine is having 100+ alarms on my phone—turned off—at various times throughout the day (rarely on the hour), and then I pick from that list of alarms which to set.

You’ve probably seen this in the news but today is set to be a record breaking day. I’m planning to set a world record for most loads of washing dried outside in Britain. Record is currently two, I’m going for FOUR. Wish me luck and a slight breeze.

@ABCNetwork @mPinoe @maxrough still think she’s fit?

Can we get a signed ball, too @mPinoe?! 🤩 #ESPYS

@robdelaney you’d be very welcome at Spicer and Cole queens square, Bristol (next to comedy festival) tomorrow if you fancy a decent coffee and brekky

My mate once took one of them stickers off a banana and put it on his jumper for a laugh and someone ate him. Terrible business.

Why is @Jenna_Marbles on masterchef UK?

@ellarvby @DarcyHumphries

this is so fucking funny if ur not american

@DarcyHumphries true

@noelfielding11 @DarcyHumphries

Could Someone pump soft cheese into me whilst I nap ? X

I don’t think it’s possible for a British person to say the words, “shopping mall” and sound even remotely comfortable.

boom boom boom

@Primavera_Sound have truly fucked it

Just what we needed when we arrived to Barcelona today. Thanks @Ryanair. We will be making a formal complaint soon

Found in a pub in Bristol @VanessaVanjie @RuPaul

All my thoughts are with @robdelaney today

What a shame @Slaves didn't come get a costa from me at the services. Could've used ma discount card. (Ps Bart is adorable) x