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@KeKirwa kwani hii kitu inakuanga tu online juu niko kiambu na sijawai ona

As long as the sex is consensual hakuna shida. Kuna wajaluo wame father children Kiambu na wakatorokea Siaya pia. BBC should also do a documentary about that too

Noah's Ark mystery deepens as underground tunnels found in Turkey mountain match Bible blueprint

THE DOUBLE DOUBLE ‼ 🇰🇪’s Sharon Lokedi and John Korir both clinch back to back wins at the @bostonmarathon 🤩 They both also claim their third @WMMajors title 🏆

Sharon Lokedi leads Kenyan 1-2-3-4 sweep in Boston Marathon women's race 🇰🇪 #BostonMarathon

You voted to sell KPC, and give Uganda some very extra ordinary powers. Mnauza nchi alafu mnakuja kucomplain kama sisi walalahoi?

AUSTRALIA FOR CHRIST🔥🔥 PERTH AUSTRALIA WE ARE COMING. ARE YOU READY??

@Makiadi_ kalenjins tunafaa kuwa tu farmers and leave administrative roles to serious tribes

Some people blame us Kalenjins, saying we have been in power for long and there is nothing to show, unlike our brothers from the Mountain. It’s not our problem. Since time immemorial—dating back to when we helped Egyptians build pyramids and entertained workers later in the evening with song and dance—sisi tunapenda raha naturally. As long as we have satisfied our basic needs, we don’t have ambitions to build wealth. In short, we achieve “self-determination” earlier than most tribes here in Kenya. In fact, our self-actualization comes when everyone around us is happy, no matter the cost. When we get money, we have the urge to sort out problems; even for strangers in clubs tukilewa. We can spot you from miles away; scan your eyes, and if you look sad, we will send a waiter to your table to ask what’s bothering you and whether hiyo shida inaweza malizwa na pesa. Ata kuna siku, after kutolewa kwa pending bills ya kazi tulifanya ya supplies, we were joined by very beautiful Gen Z baddies. We begged them watuandikie vitu zinawasumbua roho we sort them out, so that they could concentrate on us fully. Top of the list ilikuwa rent, sijui mama anateseka upcountry, medical bills za their grandma, and even paying dowry for their drunk cousins whom they love so much but have no means. Tulilipa kila kitu before the queens waturukie all night, confessing Yesu anaenda kurudi because they had never met “reckless” yet generous men like us before.

@_MtuTano a luo man somewhere will marry them😂

😂😂😂hio tweet ya bibi mlevi imenikumbusha hawa wawili 😂😂😂bado wanatafuta mabwana na wanashinda bar😂😂😂

NORMALIZE having worship music in the background at home. It really does change the atmosphere 😀🙌🏽

Its virtually imposssible to have a worse president than wsr

Can we all agree after we kick kasongo out of statehouse he has to return all our stolen money?

Mandera youth wamesema hawataki mambo ya Kasongo kabisaa...mambo ni WANTAM

Tangu Gachagua afunguwe woria macho, serkali iliwacha hadi kupeana ID huko Inchi kavu. I've been trying to think where will kasongo get votes apart from a few areas in Rift valley?

Ukianza kuona goons being appointed to hospital boards, don't be surprised if the ogarn trafficking business becomes huge.

Kibaki was the real deal. He conceived the Nairobi ring roads systems that includes all these bypasses in Nairobi. He also conceived the Nairobi expressway in 2009 which was commissioned in 2020's. Sometimes I just imagine where we would be if Kibaki angebaki

𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋 + 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒 🔥

@iansndegwa @kafangi 😂😂dumb people have opinions for everything

@kafangi Schooled with you in high school and you were very dumb ikifika matters books bro😅😅😅unatoa wapi nguvu ya kuongelea urban planning ama ni $3 inafanya kazi?🤣🤣

Clearly hujawai fika Murang'a town

Atheists believe in six miracles: 1. Something from absolutely nothing. 2. Order from chaos. 3. Life from non-life. 4. Personal from non-personal. 5. Reason from non-reason. 6. Morality from matter. I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

Took him 3 months to destroy everything Maresca did in 18 months

He didn’t ask for time , no fancy dressing, no glasses , no media gimmicks , just pure tactics and coaching . Streets will never forget you