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@Lars759

Dad of boi

Katılım Haziran 2021
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Lars_75@Lars759·
Favorite memory
Lars_75@Lars759

@autumnpard I once woke up to my wife stroking my hair whispering 'I love you so much.' She then apologized for waking me, lol. Silly goose Life changing moment honestly.

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skeleton@ThinkingBone·
@SeanMombo think a big part of it is the equipment; easy to throw a pull up bar anywhere, anything you can dip on takes more space
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@slothy_420 Michael Jackson I'm prepared to debate this
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slothy@slothy_420·
gun to your head name a white person
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@zenithoptera The most turned on I have ever been was when my wife was playfully rolling away in her wheelchair saying "help me" in french while I chased her. Let the women cook
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Dōros@zenithoptera·
Women spiritually never stop wanting to play kindergarten “boys chase girls” games.
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@FeralPHunter This can of course be faulty. Locking yourself into a minutely detailed level of analysis has a whole can of worms, but so does always looking at the big picture without understanding intimarely the corresponding parts
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@FeralPHunter Counterpoint People who are interested in politics may be disproportionately likely to act as tho the purpose of a system is what it does. How it works on a detailed analysis is, in that worldview, secondary to downstream effects
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𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter@FeralPHunter·
what bothers me the most about people who call themselves political is that they generally lack any curiosity about how institutions work and instead adopt politics as a religion
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proxy@lostinproxies·
Ignored my "drink water" alarm earlier and now it's 4 pm and I've only had two glasses to drink all day, fml
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ER!S@bstract_thot·
does anybody's grandma have holy water blessed by previous popes? i was thinking it'd be fun to make a mix of water blessed by every pope in living memory & then use the infinite holy water hack on it. then could have a waterballoon fight, or make lemonade or something
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Lisa@lisavsworld·
I never had a rebellious phase growing up. I was just always a naturally rebellious person and since my parents always encouraged it, I never rebelled against them. Actually, if you want to get down to it... I rebelled by becoming even more based and conservative than some of their boomer sensibilities. I converted to Christianity at a young age in a secular home.
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@Gregy_Online Anime villain line before he releases his ultra gregy death beam
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GREGY@Gregy_Online·
how could anyone ever love this world
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atlas@creatine_cycle·
@fastidiant apologies i actually didn't see your comment. great minds
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taoki@justalexoki·
people who can't close tabs have mental issues. you need at most 3 open at any time. get help
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taoki@justalexoki·
twitter is boring whats next???
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Catholic Woodsman@catholic_woods·
If my son has a cut or something and my wife asks him what happened, he will give some story about when he was in the army and fought an Indian with a knife, for example. He’s 3.
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Dimitri@thedimitri·
You can learn a lot about a man based on which of these two looks he prefers
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@lisavsworld That sems a little high for you given what I've seen lol
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Lars_75@Lars759·
@OVTweetmarck Are you telling me you don't produce glyphs of protection (legal noticesl? Dispell the dark arts? (Cease and desist orders) Cast HEXES??? (Lawsuits)
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Otto Von Tweetmarck@OVTweetmarck·
"Hey, you're an attorney, can you provide me guidance on how to operate my business that you have no experience in?" ...no?
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Heidi@HeidiBriones·
Who's the gayest straight person you can think of?
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