Ruff Wizard 🐶🧙🏽‍♂️

Someone asked us to draw a wizard selling shady uno cards... might sell these at the next show

Heartbreak Shore (EP) is out now!!

@DannyYauFanBoy The fact your response didn't pop off is a shame 🥇

@ruffwizardmusic Lé bron James

Oh you like the Olympics? Name one French person

@alecspicey Okay... so the band wasn't talking heads... (And that's where my brain is stuck at)

I just updated instagram for the first time in…..?? and I was trying to type a band’s name in the search bar but the new weird ai thing sent me this instead????😭

What song did you play during the eclipse? I played Black Hole Sun, of course

@yoonogy Scrolled Saw Scooby Doo Laughed Read the original caption Read your caption 💀

@northbynorth @MainAtSouthside @drivingslowmo Good to know! But this show is like 2 years old at this point lol Does this happen to you a lot?

@ruffwizardmusic @MainAtSouthside @drivingslowmo Northbynorth is being tagged wrong , that’s my tag I’m afraid

FORT WORTH!! We're coming for you on March 6th at @MainAtSouthside ! We're opening up for Ayden Trammel, @drivingslowmo and @northbynorth , swing by so we can be friends 💜 facebook.com/events/s/ayden…

music addicts have a serious problem in the age of streaming services because the human brain was never developed to be exposed to so much music at once. services like spotify can rewire one’s brain chemistry when one listens to high quantities of music on a daily basis

@Hutch_Katherine Babies have 3 Boss Baby movies 😤

this is how your email finds me

@latkedelrey But what if they love the cats, but the cats hate them?

i can’t date a guy unless i can picture him getting along really well with my cats. like you can’t even be neutral on my cats. you have to think they’re perfect. you have to love them

@Kevin_Murtaugh @latkedelrey My mom literally pulled this gambit on me as a child

Autozone and Guitar Center are the same store

I bought both this shirt and these pants separately in the pits of hell (texas summer) and have been waiting to wear them since so pls clap

these cannot be the same black friday deals y’all’s grandparents were getting assault and battery charges for

the best Steely Dan song is Aja and my favorite song is Peg