Ma’am

Be brave enough to suck at something new.

Don’t ask me for relationship advice, I’m just gonna tell you to break up with them

I hope every artist charging more than $150 for concert tickets has to cancel their tour.

@Camel_Crushin For the second time this morning, I’m commenting on somebody’s post that I identify as a weirdo. I think that alone pretty much confirms my weirdo status. 🤔

Good morning, ya fucking weirdos.

@Jsheff001 I identify as Weirdo

@Jsheff001 Go say hi!

MY CRUSH JUST GAVE ME THE ICK!!

@TaraBull I guess he shouldn’t have been so reckless with his ejaculate.

Man shares his paystub showing he makes $160 after child support

@jake_pie16 Saaaaame! As long as I’m not the one involved in it! But I rather enjoy witnessing other people’s drama!

@rugbypug2002 Oh that's the dream at an airport. I'm here for alllll the drama

People watching in the Las Vegas airport is second to none. Top tier, 10/10, highly recommend.

@Jsheff001 The bathroom and the backyard bbq, right? 😜

@jake_pie16 I think I saw a couple fight enough to split up. “Yeah, I could, but I won’t.” Right before he stormed off and left her at the gate.

@rugbypug2002 I've considered flying into Las Vegas just for the people watching

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.

Why isn’t Trump protecting us from ridiculous gas prices?

I'm a big advocate for the Oxford comma. I'm, also an advocate for, the, Shatner comma. You should, try it sometime. It really, makes your, sentences more, exciting!

@dadmann_walking Oh yeah. I just wish they’d bring back thier fried pickles🤤

Dave's was as good as I had hoped.

@Nathanb6t8 Yeah…aren’t it great?

Yall a bunch of perverts

@Kvy_kv You should be

@rugbypug2002 Jealous

I’m drinking a blackberry moscow mule at 10:30 AM. #VacationModeActivated

@Jsheff001 Ooooo! You’re going LARPing? 😜