Rebecca

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@urbanwriters Can you also rent space from the weavers?

Seriously considering renting an office for a month just so I can borrow a four-shaft weaving loom from the local weavers guild and play with it. Would that be ridiculous? It would be ridiculous. But… it would also be brilliant.

Ikea’s celebration of being the second-best place in a household, has to be one of the most original insights I’ve seen executed in years.

There are burns, there are sick burns, and then there’s a burn so fire that all future burns will be judged against it… Fuck!

When GOONIES wrapped, Richard Donner needed a vacation after working with the kids for an entire year, and went to Hawaii to finally relax. As a prank, Steven Spielberg flew the entire cast out (including The Fratellis!) to surprise Donner at home. Here's that footage. Amazing.

@jobartleynz do you by any chance know the best place near Manurewa to donate a double mattress?

@koruandthistle Happy birthday!!

39 today!

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

@labelsforlunch I vote that children don’t have baby teeth, that they just get them all at the age of 12.

The inside of this shark looks like Kim Kardashian’s house.

@MaramaDavidson owning conterspun is the cherry on top of a wonderful day mihinui sis

@WendyWings My son didn’t even make it to his first week of daycare, he caught a cold on his settling in hours 😅

@marisajbate Get an appointment with the Melbourne Mastitis Clinic, they are excellent

mastitis is the devil’s work

this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me

@LI_politico This is what I need! Thanks muchly.

@LI_politico From one curly to another…can I ask what shampoo do you use? I can’t get my usual in NZ and my hair is hating me.

@hellopoe Adrienne, let me take you to the display grotto and make your dreams come true.

It’s a shelf. Just call it a shelf, people.

NOT NOW YOU CUNT OF A TECTONIC PLATE #eqnz

I read an article the other day, about a lady whose baby ‘broke the sleep trainer’…she is getting more sleep than me.