A couple three things

20 coors lights. In a Styrofoam cooler please. With ice

@PoopFromDaButt Ah shit yeah the asmr that my lizard brain needs. Yep double tap

@runninpro i ain’t too online but it’s starting to pop up in commercials. girls showcasing some product and they shove it into the camera and tap their nails like i’m some kinda of beast who needs attention grabbing before i pay attention

if you tap on shit in videos before you talk about it i sincerely hope you lose both of your arms in a freak accident

@d1sgust1ngl1fe A nut is a nut idk

good thing street life made me mostly dead inside lol

developing a Lesbian Crush (the worst kind)

@mhmmmmokayy @branfanatic @JewmaicanGyal Something about spiral ham

@branfanatic @JewmaicanGyal perhaps… but it’s certainly spiraled in that direction..

We’re gonna lose the funniest meme ever in abt 5 hours

19 coors lights to go please

18 coors lights please

@kratomthug Shouts to netspend

@d1sgust1ngl1fe No d lang

SOMEONE TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

Don't do anything that feels good, it'll trigger horrible anxiety for the next 24 hours. Drop that coffee you piece of shit

Heading an exploratory committee on combating the blues with playing with yourself

Yes hi...i was calling because I havent been receiving pats on the back for doing the bare minimum? Was wondering if you could help me with that

After some careful reflection I've come to the conclusion that I am profoundly stupud

John Mayer wanted to run through the halls of his high school. What the fuck was wrong with that guy

@travelista214 @CBSNewYork @nycgov You can't make anything look like nebraska because it doesn't have any distinct identity

@CBSNewYork Devasting! This was our spot! Now this fake DTJQ will homogenize the neighborhood & it will look like Nebraska in Queens. Of course, they’ll throw in some fake ode to hip hop stuff as a marketing ploy. What @nycgov doesn’t understand is that neighborhood was ALREADY THRIVING.

A Queens shopping mall that defined a generation is closing its doors for good. Now, locals are remembering Jamaica Colosseum Mall as the after-school hangout that shaped the style and culture of Queens.

@rwxoxo Cool man

in curaçao for the weekend, last night one dj said “anyone from the states?” & after the crowd cheered immediately played dolph “preach” & today the brunch dj said “this is for everyone from the usa” & played chaka khan “ain’t nobody” what great representations abroad

@ToppsDigital Can't wait for the hundreds of "verified? What?!" reactions tomrrow

Attention #SLAM25 fans: SLAM 26 is coming tomorrow! The app will be in Maintenance Mode starting at 8AM ET tomorrow as we prepare to drop new Base Cards, Sets, Progression Season, & more!

@DeepNotShallow My person have you been to sterling

Colorado is not the Midwest

@ToppsSLAM @DomMysterio35 Btprogram undertaker

It’s @DomMysterio35! This final Superstar’s illustrious career lasted 30 years! His debut was at Survivor Series 1990 & his last match at WrestleMania 36. He also made 14 appearances in the unforgiving Hell in a Cell structure. Let us know your guess & SLAM username!