My mother always wanted a cuckoo clock, so I bought her one for Christmas. Boy was that a mistake. Every time the damn thing went off it would wake me. She loved it but not me. Did you ever have one?
Some of you may be considering sitting this election out, or voting for a third-party candidate, because you strongly disagree with Kamala Harris about Gaza.
This thread is for you 🧵
@gggirl924 I got a new press (the old one fell apart) but still have all the recipes! This will be my first Christmas without my mom and I plan to make a whole lot of these.
My mother was never much of a baker. She would make cakes periodically, but that was about it. She could pull off some really good press cookies. They were and still are my favorites. Are you a big fan?
We always got whole size candy bars when trick-or-treating. There’s absolutely nothing fun about fun size candy bars. What was your favorite thing to get on Halloween?
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
🚨NEW: Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen will headline a concert/rally in Philadelphia on Monday for the Harris Walz campaign.
RETWEET if you’re proud to stand with Barack and Bruce in support of Kamala!
I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy. But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better. Thanks Dave. #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
@gggirl924 Unfortunately, I’ve seen plenty in the more rural areas here in Virginia and lots in North Carolina when we went to the Outer Banks a few weeks ago. Barely saw A Harris sign 😡
I’m just curious. I haven’t seen a single sign in yards that 4 years ago had Trump signs in their yard. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I’ve seen one. Is it the same in your area?
@gggirl924 Good evening KMart Shoppers! Look up and look around and you’ll see that blue light of savings now flashing in our ladies department where for the next 10 minutes ladies tshirts are on sale for $5, yes that’s right $5 for ladies tshirts! … yes, I worked at KMart!