Jane Aukim

@ToastFpl Wow, Anna’s a lucky girl

I'm sure you've all seen it by now, but this is extraordinary from Gregg Wallace. And by extraordinary I mean the guy is a complete twat.

I just see @ClaudiaWinkle #TraitorsUK

Sneakily watching @TheTraitorsUK when I’m supposed to be saving it to watch with @rosslummo makes me feel like one. But #imaddicted #TraitorsUK

@katyapples @dank_ackroyd Twitter is an angry place. And fake grass makes me angry, so I fit in here now #thegrassisalwaysgreener Love you silly head x

@dank_ackroyd I said that artificial grass was bad for the environment

What’s the funniest thing you’ve been told off for on here because this is world class

After 9 years and 11 months today’s the last time I will be ‘Jane from Bidfresh’. It’s been quite a ride. Thank you and goodnight.

Sat here 10 minutes wondering why the external hard drive isn’t showing up. Prob cos it’s not plugged in #geekpost

The moon works really bloody hard & it’s beautiful & dead clever & everything, but I just waited ages for a big cloud to move out the way so I could see it, & not meaning to sound ungrateful, but it doesn’t look any different to normal. #SozMoon #BlueMoon2023

How long does it take to stop missing dogs?

@ladbible Save you having to click the link - she was pissed up so she took her off air. Normal life can now resume. #yourewelcome

🚨 | Radio 1 DJ pulled off air after being told to 'have some respect' over comment on show More below 👇

I was going to bed 50 minutes ago but instead have spent the time since then watching YouTube videos on how to dismantle a shed. #shedache #shedhaveknown #shedatear

Why always 3am though?

I never had dogs Then I had dogs And now I don’t have dogs And now it is shit That is all

How do people living alone, without monkey arms, do up a back zip?

Making everyone proud as always @Lee_johnston13 x

What’s the RDA of coco pops?

My first European rave…the best festival of my life so far, wrapped up into 1 minute of video memory happiness so you too can experience the Belgian goodness that is #Rampage. You’re welcome 👊🏼. #Belgium 🇧🇪 vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ41tp18/

Finally found a book I like

@talkSPORT @laura_woodsy @TSBreakfast Thank you for making radio great and early morning drives so much nicer @laura_woodsy you will leave a big radio hole but you will make somewhere else shine x

“It’s 6.23am and I’m crying already.” 💔 On Woodsy’s final @TSBreakfast show, this 82 year old listener rang in with a poem. This was a lovely moment 👏👏

Why are pigs houses curved but everyone else’s are straight? #QuestionOfTheDay

@sarajcox My brother always wore a cape, an elasticated bow tie and carried a conker on a string, I’m not sure if he still does now though at 40 🙃 #superhero

Today my colleague told me how her child had insisted on wearing a big random medal to school today. Tell me please about your best irrational clothing/outfit moment from your childhood self/siblings or your own kids/pupil. Thankings.