Katy Erin 🍂☕️🪐

Society peaked when you could hear this on the radio all the time in the car as a kid tbh

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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She met him at her parents’ turkey curry buffet you fucking idiot

If you never liked Oasis, or more daringly, thought they were boring, it is VITALLY important that you tell everyone. This is something that people NEED to know. Crush their joy. Everything must always and forever be about you.

Can we once and for all dispense with this tedious "But he always took the bins out and said hello" commentary, as if there was a contradiction here that needed explaining. Violent men ARE "nice guys". They're nice to everyone but the women they abuse. That's the whole point.

Women don’t get killed in toilets and changing rooms. Every week two women are killed in UK by men they know- not one of these men gave a fuck about gender neutral toilets, how fucking dare you use this to hate on trans people

Right

Chief whip of five lads? My brother, that is a group chat admin.

Rishi Sunak right about now

For example, you could just marry a billionaire's daughter.

Rishi now having to strip down to his pants and sit in front of the three-bar fire while his mum makes him a cup of Bovril.

You've never had it so good, says a multi millionaire man stood in the rain being upstaged by a speaker system

Things can only get wetter.

This is like that Theresa May conference speech when she lost her voice and the set fell apart

In much the same way that a drunk enjoys taunting the police just before getting tasered.