Russell Fleming

Anyone commissioned to put this on a T-shirt @HBtoons? Should be compulsory uniform for anyone attending the Irish Open in Doonbeg

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.

has there ever been a commander who rallies his soldiers with visions of smashing babies against rocks? have there ever been 'soldiers' who laugh and smile at the prospect? has there ever been a society that holds such explicit baby killing with pride? this is the 'jewish state'

@chadpbyrne @Bemoreblue @sseairtricity This is why I’m confused.

@russell_fleming @Bemoreblue @sseairtricity Nope , even emailed them few years back to decline it as advised by local council workers as they were saying it's a huge jump , literally have 12 sockets in house , neighbors kitchen is the size of my entire house like , it's insane ,yet they say it's reading correctly 😭

Got a bill today for a tiny 2 bed cottage , oil heated , use hardly any energy , kitchen and bedroom ,lights and fridge , 2months ago was similar, @sseairtricity not sure what's going , looking for help to see how this can be solved , something is wrong, yet they say it's right

@chadpbyrne @Bemoreblue @sseairtricity @chadpbyrne the SmartSaver Standard 24hr plan is only available to smart meter home owners. You must have had a smart meter installed? If that is the case then the readings are actual reads, your bill would not be catching up and could only be from usage/fault in home?

@Bemoreblue @sseairtricity Fingers crossed

#JeffBezos blows $10 million on a night out but can’t pay @siobhan_ogrady who has risked her life in #Ukraine, Afghanistan, Middle East for #WaPo. Gutting a flagship newspaper to appease #Trump doesn’t look any better in a tux.

@rte Someone just realise he gotta sit through a #Westlife concert! #latelateshow 😳

@rte Always one that’s not too enamoured about the prize, poor fecker realised he has free tickets for a Westlife concert! #latelateshow

@ExaminerSport McMillan to walk out the door next?

Munster's controversial Roger Randle appointment called off irishexaminer.com/sport/rugby/ar…

@SkySportsGolf Ewan Murray calling McIlroy’s chip on 13 in 2025 inexplicable…… thought @padraig_h actually explained it perfectly in the @Independent_ie podcast!

Justin Rose leads The Masters after a stunning finish to the front nine! ✨

@CWeston_Indo My elderly mother was recently admitted to a care home. The Drug Payment Scheme won’t cover her medication as a different pharmacy supplies the home than is used by my Dad. Extra costs on top of the care home fees, unless he wants to fill a form every month to claim back. Lunacy!

Patients to get tax relief for consulting pharmacists about common conditions independent.ie/irish-news/hea…

@The3753Cruithne 5 pints deep in that pish supposed to be Irish?

St. Patrick's Day. If you're not 5 pints deep already then can ye even call yerself Irish?

@JohnDugganSport From the small bit I have seen Sean Edogbo will be a bolter for the World Cup. After that my best hope would be what Richie Murphy brings through in Ulster!

Do Ireland have any generational players at the moment? Who is the next genius, the next Brian O’Driscoll? 🏉

@TeamYouTube @LongShotValue Come on @TeamYouTube , it’s an easy determination if someone is making a genuine, compliant stream and who might be using your copyright strikes for ulterior motives. I’m no IT or social media genius but I can see what is going on here and @LongShotValue provides a great service!

To appeal a termination for copyright strikes, you'll need to get your active strikes below 3. We know getting your channel back is important You can do this by seeking retraction or submitting a counter notification. Learn more about retractions: goo.gle/4ah8nQS You can also learn more about counter notifications: goo.gle/4cc5sLU

@TeamYouTube My YouTube channel was terminated due to a number of fake copyright strikes . There are no copyright infringements possible as it’s simply 2 lads talking with no music. There was a demand for money to lift the strikes . @FestivalFocused-i8u?sub_confirmation=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@FestivalFocus… I’ve tried to get it cleared but I’m not hearing anything back . Ive sent the money demand emails as well to YouTube . Is there any next steps I can take .

@LongShotValue Any self respecting person would give Toners a wide berth!

For our uk friends wondering what to do in Dublin today. Kehoe’s Toner’s And many more pubs. If you can get in and like steak , FX Buckley , there are 3 of those. They are class.

@Pat_Shortt woken up in a bad mood? 😳

@FOBRacing Think that one is gonna be other while encrusted!

“Would you like eggs for breakfast darling?” “Yes please” “Fried? Poached? Scrambled?” “Nope. Jewel-encrusted please”

@Fit_For_Golf I’d be wary of those relative weights, appreciate I’d be very weak in any case but last time I got to 110kg I did my back in, have an extremely weak core, Physio recommended not exceeding 100kg, 1.75 would be over 140kg.

Hex Bar Deadlift 🏋🏻‍♂️ Strength Benchmarks for those wishing to maximize club head speed This refers to 5 reps - relative to bodyweight M = Male F = Female Level 1: M - 1.25 F - 1.0 Level 2: M - 1.75 F - 1.4 Level 3: M - 2.0 F - 1.7 You can subtract 10% if over 60.

@taxidamien So sorry to hear your troubles Damien. By coincidence we had a talk in work today from ciarancareycounsellingservices.com who understand the relationship between addiction and mental health issues. I can only recommend reaching out to them.

OK the friend and colleague is me. My heart is breaking here because it's my son and we cannot get any meaningful help. If he's an addict and not fully clean he cannot get mental health treatment, if he has mental health issues he can't get into rehab. He's a beautiful young man who any parents would be so proud to call their son. He's a case of serious self harm yet every door is closed. I think this horrendous situation is also soon going to be the end of me as I've done all I do. If there is a God out there please help 🙏

⚠️🚨 URGENT!!! An Israeli military vessel just came across our boats intimidating, damaging our communication systems and doing very dangerous manouvers circling our lead boats ALMA and SIRIUS! Despite the loss of electronic devices, no one has been injured and we KEEP ON GOING!