Russian Red Art

@BathStoryAward OMG - I have those exact same ramekins!

Excited to start longlisting for the 2019 BSSA today! Longlist out next week.

@RussLitten @Jodierussianred he doesn't know!🤐 I'd love to do a reading in Hull though so at some point, the cat will have to be out of the bag!

@Jodierussianred Yeah! We had a good yap last time he was over. How does he like being in a book?

Been skimming through this. Love the piece by @Jodierussianred

@Connor__Hutch WOW, thank you @Connor__Hutch ! I don't feel there's any higher praise than praise from another Northener! I'm just *really* hoping my mother can see the funny side if she ever reads it!

loved your contribution to this vital book @russianredart...a hilarious and relatable read👌🏻

@FeministBkFt19 @FiveLeavesBooks Well, what fabulous feminists! Thanks for remembering me, duckies! I won't forget you on my rise to the top (and inevitable crash to the bottom)!

....and she'll be @FiveLeavesBooks in #Nottingham with @russianredart Friday 3rd May for Feminist Book Fortnight. All welcome.

Ooooh! Exciting!! I best buy a new comb and see if I can get over the regret of not buying that painting in PDSA when I had the chance ♥️♥️

On #WorldPoetryDay - Here is a link to my (LfB's chief Tweeter) favourite poem - Ian McMillan's 'Yorkshire Pudding Rules'. ow.ly/KRPC30nHkUN If any of our D2N2 SMEs want some Yorkshire etiquette and cultural expertise - I'm your woman!

@Herring1967 Rich is a player, he said whatever it took to snag a young hottie and he's saying whatever it takes to keep her. Top lad! Rich...when you decide to trade her in for a younger model, do it on IMD, give 19th Nov some real meaning!

Sorry for falling in love with someone you don’t approve of. And thanks for letting me know what you assume was the reason I married her. All the best.

@DaftLimmy Is Tommy better or worse than Anjam Chowdhry? Are they in prison together, maybe even sharing a cell? Between the 2 of them, who's the truly great British hero? Which one of them should we record the "Free..." charity single for? If you had to snog one of them, which would it be?

@DaftLimmy Someone told me he was instrumental in drawing attention to these grooming gangs in the first place, forcing the police to take action. Someone else told me because of him rapists could walk free. Someone else said they hope he gets raped in prison. Oh it's all so confusing!

@Hootsuite_Help I already DMd you, you didn't email me?

@russianredart Hi there, please DM us the email address of the account or request so we can further assist ^DD

@hootsuite you have taken £142.80 from my Paypal without approval and your customer service is not responding to my emails?

@Hootsuite_Help after taking £142.80 from my Paypal for no service you promised to email me days ago...so far you have not replied? this is URGENT.

@Hootsuite_Help My card has been charged £142.80 for an annual subscription when I cancelled the free trial weeks ago? @hootsuite @Hootsuite_UK Very concerned there has been a serious error!

how very flattering from such superlative ladies! Your set was dazzling! @GudrunsSisters twitter.com/GudrunsSisters…

@Bernard_Butler Bored before your big show @RoughTradeNotts ? Lemme know, I'll take you to a great guitar boutique @nottmguitars 2mins away!

And, by insanely popular demand, here's the all analogue track mentioned in our chat... m.soundcloud.com/russian-red-43… twitter.com/RadioHumbersid…

@ARTFORHULL don't forget us! @russianredart twitter.com/ARTFORHULL/sta…

Thanks for the great photo of the @russianredart Voice Box! twitter.com/Kilf68/status/…

Great chat in a phone box with the dashing @jameshoggarth @RadioHumberside. It's a memory he'll cherish forever! soundcloud.com/russian-red-43…

All analogue response to avant garde sex symbol @robinrimbaud. More voices added live! soundcloud.com/russian-red-43… #HumberCalling #FreedomHull