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I say "Sex work is real work" for 2 reasons. 1. It's true. 2. I work in economics and am therefore on thin "constitutes real work" ice.

In honour of Trench Crusade smashing its funding target, this weekend I will be digging a trench in my garden. ... ... Ok, I may also need the trench for putting down the electrical cable for my hobby office.

Kamikaze Pro Dojo group shot from #KPLive50 This was the best Live show in our history and one of the best shows we have ever put on period. Thanks everyone who came along and showed support. We had wrestlers fly in from Sweden, Ireland and Croatia to help make this show happen

I am going to go feral. You thought I was bad with Word Bearers? You just wait for the return of my slutty cocaine and weaponised-music space marines.

@NylaRoseBeast Now imagining the "Why did I chokelam my brother?" promo, but it's "I Wanna Be Your Lover."

My goals for 2025 are to collect all the kanes like Thanos…. Except ya know… THAT one. Also find a way to the purple realm and secure Purple Kane who, of course has prince powers.

Join me today at 7.30pm GMT/ 2.30pm EST over on twitch.tv/keabilly for a game that answers the age-old question. What if Little Red Riding Hood had some mingin' mushrooms in it.

You should be watching the Cromartie High movie.

Most disgusting podcast segment ever? 🥴

Officially on the other place at the same username. Come get some.

@Captain_Candles Scratch that! Turns out I already signed up a while back! bsky.app/profile/rusted…

@Captain_Candles I'll likely be making an account soon. Keep eyes peeled for official announcement!

I'm thinking maybe... Maybe I get this prize giveaway Termie captain finished and sent, and then I say goodbye to twitter. Maybe move back to Tumblr, raise some chickens.

@TenuredSky742 Figured I'd start with the biggest I can find, then keep selectively breeding / playing god until I have WarChickens (trademark pending).

@rustedwirewitch Got any breeds in mind

@HannibalPod Or have a big ol' FBI love-in with Special Agent Cooper on the scene to just smile and be charmingly weird to offset all the weirdly charming in Virginia.

@HannibalPod I need to write some crossover fics, I think. Hannibal "Nitzschean Fish" Lecter meets Rust "Time is a Flat Circle" Cole.

I yearn for more Melodrama TV. More "No, seriously, nobody talks like this. Why does all this dialogue sound like the dying dream of a theatre kid bleeding out under a pile of gothic horror and romance hardbacks" TV.

@AEPodcast I did it! The time machine worked! I'm back to just before the Capitol Carnage review! I've got to warn the lads about nuggets and pulling trains and badges!

👊CAPTION CONTEST👊 Michael Cole has a quick chat with VINNIE JONES! Best entries will be read out on our next episode!

@fyimanners PS: It also has a Queer Overload warning for Aubrey Plaza in a tailcoat suit.

@fyimanners Oh my god we're watching Legion this Christmas. Best marvel-adjacent horror(?) show. "What if you were a telepathic mutant, but nobody knew mutants were a thing. Welcome to just thinking you have endless hallucinations!" Also featuring Jermaine Clement!

leave any bigotry in your quarters.